The Tao Of Collin

What is The Tao Of Collin?


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Written by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin, The Tao of Collin is a series of guidelines and divine truths for more blissful existence.

The Tao of Collin reads as follows.

1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.

2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.

3. Chill. Be cool.

4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.

5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.

6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."

7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.

8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.

9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)

10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.

See tao, torah, bible, jesus, buddha, mohammad, god, christ, prayer, meditation


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