The Tarantula

What is The Tarantula?


1.

The act of washing the anus by performing a handstand against the wall of a shower so that the flow of the water shoots directs from the shower head into crumhole, resulting a pleasant yet cleansing experience.

to successfully pull off the tarantula the legs of the participant must be at least slightly bent, forming a spider-like pose.

CAUTION: VERY DANGEROUS IF FLOOR IS SLICK. MAKE SURE HAND TRACTION IS SUFFICIENT OR A FALL COULD OCCUR, RESULTING IN STERILIZATION.

also is the most accessible way to make the transition to the starfish

Adam and Dave took turns doing the tarantula in the fraternity house shower, for they both had taken especially nasty dumps that day.

See diarrhea, poop, shower, anus, starfish

2.

To open the hand and wiggle the fingers around during fisting.

She giggled with glee when he snuck her the tarantula.

See aquaman


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