The Taser

What is The Taser?


1.

The Taser is basically a modification to The Shocker. The twist being, before applying two in the pink and one in the stink, you chew your fingernails so they are rough and jagged generating additional - taser like shock to the shocker. Alternate spelling Tazer.

Just to give her a little more surprise I carefully gnawed my fingernails into jagged points, to give her .... The Taser.

2.

A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.

Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.

Bob: Score!!

See the shocker, shocker, sex, vagina


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