The Tavern

What is The Tavern?

aka the tortuga, the chillest place in the 'well. open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week...one stop here and all your worries will be drunken away.

*parking located in the rear

-dude, what the fuck are we gonna do tonight??

-are you fucking stupid?? the tavern you dumb fuck

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