What is The Teary Eyed Knob Wash?


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its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.

i took that classy skank to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed knob wash

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