What is The Teleporter?
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a sexual act in which a man does a girl doggy style while facing a window, all the while having his buddy in the ajacent closet. The man proceedes to tell the woman that his condom has fallen off, and that he must stop for a second. At that point, his friend switches places with him, and he makes his way to outside the window, where he waves, grinning, at her.
"yo, last night me and tyrone pulled the teleporter on my girlfriend's paraplegic, braindead sister! Fo sho."
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The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.
"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Grann..
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a person with a very sick mind with way too much time on their hands
half of the defenitions are created by urban dictionary whores
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A good location to have sexor take part in sexual activities.
Damn man, the back of my car is pure Kallamazoo...