What is The Teleporter?
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a sexual act in which a man does a girl doggy style while facing a window, all the while having his buddy in the ajacent closet. The man proceedes to tell the woman that his condom has fallen off, and that he must stop for a second. At that point, his friend switches places with him, and he makes his way to outside the window, where he waves, grinning, at her.
"yo, last night me and tyrone pulled the teleporter on my girlfriend's paraplegic, braindead sister! Fo sho."
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When a woman has a fistulafrom her bowelsto her vagina and ends up excreting some out of her vagina.
Jane got a yeast infection because..
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Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...
Taken from Cyanide and Happi..
