The Teleprompter

What is The Teleprompter?

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The Teleprompter is performed by imagining another sexual partner during intercourse. To pull of the teleprompter successfully, you repeatedly say the wrong name and lines during sex.

(Chet and Mary having sex)

Chet: Ohh that's right Ashley!

Chet: Today I went to dinner and then suck me off

Mary: What?

Chet: Shut up Maggie
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