What is The Telescope?
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when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.
"Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!"
Random Words:
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The Man and a big indian. also known as "ZUL".
yo zul stop hitting people with your sequoia you crazy indian.
See billy bob..
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An imaginary phone, whose futile hope, is to alert the terminally obliviousto reality.
This put down probably unintentionally originate..
