What is The Telescope?
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when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.
"Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!"
Random Words:
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Adj. Something of high quality.
Wow, that game is qualitastic - I love it!
See quality, awesome, craptastic
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Adj. Something of hig..
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joses word for thinking for a long period of time or for hard problems like 1+1 (Jose Benavente)
"Paul dont talk I need to contimp..