What is The Telescope?
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when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.
"Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!"
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To spend a hundred bucks with a quickness.
Was up wit it. I just left tha mall where i had to killa hund on some new gear.
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An excuse used by employers to not hire potential employees, usually causing a stagnant economy with high unemployment and poverty level..
