What is The Telescope?
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when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.
"Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!"
Random Words:
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To puke. Throw up
I got so drunk, then I blew grits.
See Stan..
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a short man who is so damn fine but his fineness is overlooked by his shortness
Kevin Hart from Soul Plane suffers from nig-poleon synd..
