What is The Telescope?
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when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.
"Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!"
Random Words:
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om⋅nom⋅ol⋅o⋅gy
–noun
1. the science of omnom or omnoms.
2. the science of the omnoms of the mind.
Harry is pursuing a PhD in omnom..
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Don't eat meat,but love (Tom&Bill) Kaulitz meat.
Not eating meat, but liking the Kaulitz twins. Kaulitzitarian.
See tom, bill..
