What is The Telescope?
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when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.
"Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!"
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To Bring to The Table:
To give stories of sexual encounters,
photos of girls,
supply of food,
wanting lunch at 12 pm
and
informing..
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When you get your girl in the piledriver position and plow her mouth till you blow...then you piledrive her skull into the concrete floo..
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Cajun Dialect; A term of endearment. Also "honeychile".
Honeychile, come to momma, cher.
See Aradia
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Old ass country bum..