What is The Telescope?
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when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.
"Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!"
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A female who lives, dresses and breathes rock music.
No example needed the above definition explains it all.
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A non-existant entity..
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Meeting of world leaders. Also an excuse for 'protesters' to riot and burn down a city.
person a: hey man the g-8 summit is ..
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The proper way to greet a supreme being, often adding the word buttsecks? as a sign of deeper respect.
1. "Hey, I'm God."..
