What is The Telescope?
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when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.
"Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!"
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Somebody who is a homo.
Are you searching naked pictures of Tom Cruise on google? You little mayonaise gargler!
See mayonaise, gargler..
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The growth of the front lower abdomen experienced by some middle-aged women. Sometimes mistaken for smuggled meat products under thievin..
