What is The Texans?
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a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.
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Someone who tries to be a complete bad ass or tough guy, but winds up looking like an idiot. Often seen wearing sleeveless shirts.
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Whenever there is a sub-cultural difference in chatrooms and text messages, the term refers the person to go look it up in slangdefine.
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