What is The Texans?
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a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.
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The warm wet realization that while one merely intended to fart, one has actually sharted. See shart
“Pfffuuuuurrrrt… Oh my god… I need..
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Zenophobia is a fear of suncream.
I am scared of suncream and therefore I have Zenophobia.
See zenophobia, zenophobic, phobia..
