What is The Texans?
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a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.
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The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate..
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an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with
come here poon cakes and give me some sugar
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