The Texans

What is The Texans?


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a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.

That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.

See chap ass, dry runs


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