What is The Texans?
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a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.
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A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!
"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
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A tasty snack for indignant law students desperate for approval.
Charter apples!!! Charter apples!!!
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