What is The Texans?
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a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.
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having someone suck your dick while your taking a shit
Shelby game him a jablonblon.
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Acronym for Just Been Fucked Look.
Dude, just had sex, my hair's totally JBFL.
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Just Been Fucked Look; how one looks after sex..