What is The Texans?
1.
a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.
See
Random Words:
1.
Socks that won't stay up (esp. when you need them to).
my legs got cold because of these damn quitter socks
See socks, quit, fail..
1.
big a monkey I saw on a tv
kill the zippy chimp..
1.
The term given, when a guy is just not that into her. It is used as an excuse and reason for them not to date.
"...you are one of..