What is The Texans?
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a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.
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The stuff that seeps out of a woman's pussy hole when she is turned on.
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Itchy, crusty and stinky residue left over on the underside of the scrotem, usually do to an improper back-to-front wipe motion (for tho..
