What is The Texans?
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a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.
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Getting shot in the head and having your brain splatter.
Dayum son! Ol' boy just got his noodle rocked yo!
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1. The view of a woman's external genital features as seen up-skirt while seated (no underwear).
Person 1: "Hey look over the..
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Jealousy of someone's wi-fi connectivity.
FROM AT%T COMMERCIAL!! I OWN NOTHING!
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