The Texas Wet Dog

What is The Texas Wet Dog?


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1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.

John: Want to get your suck on?

Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...

John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!

See terminator, spousal abuse


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