The Texas Wet Dog

What is The Texas Wet Dog?


1.

1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.

John: Want to get your suck on?

Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...

John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!

See terminator, spousal abuse


20

Random Words:

1. the prettiest of the pretty girls. popular in the 1920s flapper era. "She's the bee's knees, a real zoozie!" See ..
1. A group of stoners one of them named "Zilante" were all high and it is presumed that someone was about to call out "Zilan..
1. n. "Yeshiva boy." These are the only guys who have a chance with O-girls, to the dismay of many. "If only I could be a Y..