The Texas Wet Dog

What is The Texas Wet Dog?


1.

1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.

John: Want to get your suck on?

Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...

John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!

See terminator, spousal abuse


20

Random Words:

1. someone who wishes they were awesome and cool but know that they arent. they act cool knowing they look fake and forced he knows he&ap..
1. The surname of Westchester's most eminent brothers. "It won't be the same unless a yankou or two is there." 2. A ..
1. noun - the sound of a gunshot "It was like, buka, a gunshot yeah?" 2. A word shouted or screamed during the ejactulation pr..