The Thomas Edison

What is The Thomas Edison?

1.

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"

Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"

Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."

Jim~ "Gayboat"

See awesome, headliner, air supply

2.

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"

Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"

Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."

Jim~ "Gayboat"

See owned, headliner, air supply
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