The Toasty Tortoise

What is The Toasty Tortoise?


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Where you put a girl head-first into a sleeping bag and then fuck her in the ass.

I used to hate camping, until I gave Rachael the Toasty Tortoise at the lake last weekend.

See sleeping bag, fuck, ass, anal, sex


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