The Tom Selleck

What is The Tom Selleck?


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Is ones ability to ram their rod( deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

See foreplay, deep throat, oral sex


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