The Tomato Soup Can

What is The Tomato Soup Can?

1.

When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.

You then serve it to your lover from your chest.

Beautiful.

Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"

Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"

See period, cat, puppies, ponies
2

Random Words:

Unreachable Lover
1. someone who happened to like you awhile ago and is now going out with your best friend. He/she no longer likes you, still has a thing fo..
Read more
E-gay
1. Homosexual tendencies developed from being on internet forums too long. When used in real life, like pwnedor lol, people tend to hate th..
Read more
Olya
1. Olya is pet name for olga. It's a Russian name. It is the best name in the world and means hope. Only a beautiful truly worthy woma..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free