The Tony Romo

What is The Tony Romo?


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Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

Bonus points if you complete The Tony Romo and have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.

See nfl, football


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