What is The Top?
1.
n. Preferred moniker for famous comedian Carrot Top.
You must be missing the fact that Carrot Top is not only the funniest homosapien to ever evolve from the murky waters of our primordial soup, but also that he is so handsome that even (conceded asshole) feels insecure whenever The Top is around.
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2.
The best of the best. Used to congratulate some one on the way they did something.
-Hellen your the top!
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