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A fart that is so heinous it results in something such as vomiting or tears.
Man, Sheila ripped a fartacular one yesterday.
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A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman..
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lady bits that are a bit of a mess
"i went down on her and she had a hash of a gash, i nearly puked"
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