The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Veras

1. Skins for creating a splif or roll up cigarette. Rhyming slang, Vera Lynn = skin Got any veras mate, im gasping for a roll up. 2. thi..

Zemig

1. Having strong emotions for another person. Not in love with, but like them alot and would def. have sex with them. Darci I zemig Rusty..

Ditch Napper

1. The act of inducing a Xanax-like coma and intentionally slamming your vehicle in a ditch to take a nap. Dude is such a ditch napper. I ..

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