The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Zoge

1. to suck on or perform fellatio she likes to zoge the dome See zoge, suck, lick, fellate, swallow, zog..

Mad Crizack

1. High quality crack cocaine! "That was some maaad crizack dawg!"..

Lindsay Blohan

1. anything of poor quality, shabbiness, below average, really bad What did you think of the movie? In a word, it was lindsay blohan. Se..

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