The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Leponosis

1. A term to describe someone who is not gay, lesbian or bisexual. in other words they are straight jerry used to be gaybut now he is lepo..

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1. According to The O'Reilly Factor for Kids, it means "Not very clever." "A Pinhead is a kid who brags about her sex ..

Bongus

1. A really hyper, crazy person. You´re a totally bongus! Or: They are totally bongus See kris 2. Fungus that grows in your bong. Dude..

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