What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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A person with a sexual attraction to airplanes, as opposed to a mechasexual, a person with a sexual attraction to any type of machine.
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a human, that at first glance appears to be a man- but it is quickly discovered that they are in fact- a lady.
usually drives small hat..
