The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Eric Roberts Fuck

1. adj: To have such passionate sex with your partner that when you have an orgasm, this sound comes out of you that can only be described ..

Zonkd

1. adj.adv. The art of being completely numb and stoned. (Getting, being) zonkd out on the couch See weed, bong..

Vertical Slap

1. A slap across the face using an erect penis. Cindy was just about to blow me when I gave her a vertical slap. See mushroom bruise, har..

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