The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Rybies

1. Noun. A disease characterized by excessive foaming at the mouth induced by fun dip, a tang 'stache, and extreme frostbite from fort..

Marfan

1. The pimpest fuckin' Nig, his cock is like elastic, never ending, and never stopping, shit yeah, anyone that you know who is in fact..

Silvina

1. a type of brown hair. Girl 1: I'm thinking of dying my hair Girl 2: What colour? Girl 1: Maybe a silvina brown Girl 2: Totally!..

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