What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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generally a insult to people on computer games. May be used against friends to insult sexuality.
1) (call of duty 4 chat)
"Hey gu..