The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Zombie Fuck

1. Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex. "Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl." "Bummer, she was a zom..

Kei O

1. A drift team in Live For Speed known for being extremely serious and homosexual about everything. Siim : DAMMIT!! im so serious about e..

Quando

1. a girl who shops at mostly stores like hollister and ambercrombie, not to be confused with a prep, but equally as annoying. did you see..

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