What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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If you live with other people and nobody is home then you have the oppourtunity to get naked and do everyday things, when/if caught you ..
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when the top of a girl's bra ends up mid-boob and creates hangover boob
"Dude, that girl has some serious double boob. It lo..