The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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W-2

1. That wonderful piece of paper your employer gives you sometime during January that lets you know how much the government raped you that ..

Penal

1. For the purpose of punishing and/or containing criminals. (You thought it meant something else, didn't you!) ;) Examples: Penal ..

Joshua Lee

1. NOUN I. A person within whom resides the power to do away with all who oppose his will. Because he's just that awesome. Really...

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