What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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A fat looking person that is a hypocrite. Unfortunately, not to be confused with Hippopotomous, which is an ugly purple mammal. The wor..
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The best snack... for a yak!
Alex: ELY! I'm hungover and it's 3pm... make me an oeuf-croissant? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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