The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Vadge Stache

1. Pubes; Pubic hair usually on a vadge You gotta shave your vadge stache 2. Pubic hair, Pubes,usually on a vadge You gotta shave your ..

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1. kitty cat ^>(|).(|)<^ meowww See cat, emoticons, kitty, smiley, meow..

Inthehood

1. uncut penis, not circumsized He's in the hood, eww....

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