The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

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1. Triple Smiley used when really happy Dang that was the funnest joke i have heard in a long time is gets a;; :]]] See smiley, triple, h..

Cerebrum

1. Most interior part of the brain in vertebrates. It helps with the sensory and neural functions. You must be using your cerebrum to do t..

Air-soft!

1. A sport in which more mature fuckers play with fucking bb guns that fire frone auto to bolt action. U play by honors and not by annoying..

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