The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Clicks

1. 1. A misspelling of the word Cliques. 2. Pictures taken on a digital camera. 1. High Schools are a breeding ground for cliques such as..

Upper Deck Salad Shooter

1. The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli kn..

Hand Plucked King

1. Some one who is hand plucked by God out of the millions and millions of people to be the one. It usually refers to Elvis or a sweaty fat..

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