The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Zepeda

1. Slang term when a person sexually prefers animanls over humans. Bob is into "Zepeda" I hear See animal lover, weirdo 2. Th..

No Nating

1. To swear over your life that you wont lie. Almost like 'I swear,' but on a much higher level. People who break No Nating'..

Akademik

1. The Greatest Rapper, DJ Alive. Also known as Chris Lee Killer. Gets all the hoes and is a pimp ass nigga. Akademik is the fuckin man. ..

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