What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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When a friend is being very uncool, and you still want to call him your friend but he is still being a chode, you call him a chode skill..
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Using useless facts to prove you're smarter then everyone based only on the fact that you have read Wikipedia and believe it to be ..
