The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Skwoke

1. the imaginary process of sexual magic defined by doritos LETS GO SKWOKING where the fuck is my skwoke stick? See stick, skwoke, magic..

James Bond Route

1. Taking an alternate route that has the potential to get you to your destination quicker than taking the standard route. There is also t..

Dry Chat

1. A lame, boring or unattractive way of conversing - often performed in front of the opposite sex. Classic example being meathead Tom Howe..

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