The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Protein Shake

1. For one to nut in a girls mouth. I gave michelle a protein shake for breakfast.. 2. A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a p..

Surpunkled

1. surprised , shocked . The people in the elevator were surpunkled by the weird vibrations coming from a lady's purse since she was ..

Crubes

1. A false disease made up by a group of boys to have an inside joke. Made up to make girls wonder what the heck kind of disease that they..

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