The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Oxfordite

1. Of and/or living in Oxford Redneck with little or no education They are stupid rednecks, they must be oxfordites See Matt..

Nikkaboob

1. Nikkaboob- 1. A person who is crescent fresh. 2. The greatest tasting thing. 1. Holy crap! You're such a Nikkaboob. How could yo..

Vajavoom

1. Similar to the word va-va-voom, but referring specifically to females. Famously used by Amanda Holden in the Britain's Got Talent ..

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