The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Listerineitis

1. To drink Listerine.Will affect kidneys, liver, and perhaps social life.Not only is your breath fresh, but so is you're asshole. Af..

Triclempin

1. The scientific term for chillin'. Yo, me and my bro was jus triclempin' in fro 7-11 right? and this guy come up n say "h..

Quickness

1. a person doing something rather fast Katy got here in the quickness. 2. sarcastic name for someone who has just done or said somethin..

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