The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

1. symbol used online to mean vagina. You know you want her internet w/...

Falling

1. Code word for I'm on my period. Jess do you have a tampon? I started falling. See period, aunt flow, pms, bloods 2. The act of ..

Ewol

1. Fucked beyond repair. Broken in such a way that it doesn't work anymore. My hand went ewol on me while I was driving - I almost cr..

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