The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

L Yes

1. Term referring to the ultimate greatness of University of Louisville athletics. L yes is usually partnered with an up-ward hand signal ..

Navel

1. One of the sexiest parts of a girls body as she lifted her shirt up, slowing exposing her navel, i became strangly intoxicated with des..

Oober-hug

1. When One Nerd wants to hug another nerd with extreme passion, often interpreted as more then a hug, if u know what they mean :P. I want..

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