The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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1. ‽ The almighty interrobang! A combination of "?" and "!". What the fuck is this‽ (Interrobang) Who are you‽ (int..

Gambiism

1. When something is so naturally amusing, without trying to be amusing, but rather the amusement is in the nature of the person itself, th..

Retardosaurus Rex

1. Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg) Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller Its face looks like its ass Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes..

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