The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Devona

1. The most unheard and not thought of name in the US, perhaps only 783rd in rank. Commonly confused with boy names as it is the female ve..

Mad Hot Shit Breath

1. When someone is standing near you, with dry, (hot) and smelling like your dog just shit in your back yard BREATH! "Hey Katie, will..

Xml

1. Well it's not a programming language at all actually. XML stand for eXtensible Markup Language. w3c: { Extensible Markup Languag..

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