The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Sadpuss

1. A person who is anti social or generally lame and sad. They may sit at home on New Year's and mope in their own sadness even if the..

Imprint

1. This is a Twilight (Book by Stephenie Meyer- If you havn't read it, READ IT!) word. When a werewolf from the Quiluete tribe falls ..

Inchwormer

1. A man that has a very small penis. Girl 1: What happened between you and Alex? I thought things were going so well. Girl 2: well...we ..

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