The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Operation Repo

1. The other definition is CLEARLY made by Matt, a member of the cast. Specifically because he says that "people who use guns are puss..

Pussyclap

1. a really soft person or someone you think may be a fag Greg is a pussyclap. 1. a really soft person or someone you think may be a fag..

Zapetroid

1. 1-A band 2-A T.V. group 3-A way of life That Zapetroid... See za, pe, tr, o, id..

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