The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

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1. Double Birds: When a smaller expression just wont say it, flip 'em the double Birds. "I think you suck, ..l., (>.<) ,.l..

Homebilly

1. A Caucasion, white, person with strong Hillbilly, or redneck roots that dresses, and speaks with Hip hop words,and or actions and insist..

Gnard

1. Like nard, but a better spelling. You suck total gnard. See nard, gnard, nards, gnards 2. Noun. An uncircumcised penis. The "G&..

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