The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Bifocaled

1. To firmly place the nut-sac at the point of the nose nearest the eyes so that each ball rolls off onto each eye. "Dude at the part..

Fabtacular

1. A fabrication job usually on a vehicle that is way ghetto and shitty in craftsmanship Yo, Pdaddy's blazer was all fawked up, those..

Nubgetable

1. A noob who is really bad at a certain online game. Player 1: I finaly kiled a CPU playr! I PWN! Player 2: OMG! You nubgetable! See no..

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