The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Robbie Gould

1. adequentally and equally known as RFG. RFG is the kicker for the chicago bears, is the second coming of god, known for his 69 yard field..

F.u.i

1. Stands for "For Your Information" Mother: I bet you have been the whole evening with your friends. Daughter: pfff, f.u.i, i ..

J Bro

1. Super awesome computer nerd who loves riding his bike on Thursdays and has freakishly long legs. See that J Bro over there on his bike!..

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