The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Miser

1. A hoarder of money. See jew That fuckin' miser works in a deli. His idea of heaven is getting $5 off his matzah ball soup. 2. Al..

Will Probably Be A Stripper In Her Older Years.

Ex:"That girl is such a Cryzlyn" See skank, whore, prostitute, cunt, hoe, slut, hoebag, slut muffin, fucker..

Evalicious

1. Amazing, sexy, beastly, awesome in it's highest form of extremity often can be a synonym for emolicious, hot... etc "holy shi..

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