What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Random Words:
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in post apocalyptic earth(after WWIII)all humans have been destroyed and there is only zombies and robots left
choose now!
TEAM ZOMBIE..
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A retrosexual is the opposite of a metrosexual. He ia a man who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance.
Normally..
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To engage in sexual intercourse with one who is unconscious and then ejaculating on their face. Complete unconsciousness is be achieved..
