The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

'llow

1. It is to 'llowie what dowser is to dowee- anything bad can be 'llowie, but 'llow is a general exclamation concerning how ..

Co-op Rob

1. A baller a hell of a guy usually a ladies man, rides around in large SUV, and luxury cars ranging from Mercedes to Bentleys. Yo co-op r..

Vagestacles

1. the state of having a vagina in addition to a pair of testacles. That stripper had some nasty, drippy vagestacles. See vagina, pussy, ..

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