The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Deaf Aid

1. deaf aid is a bluetooth device which looks just like a hearing aid look at the size of that deaf aid that bloke is using See deaf aid..

Purple Socks

1. Code word describing the act of going into public without wearing undergarments. So, My underwear was too tight for my dress, so I deci..

Pie Card

1. A highly paid union official concerned primarily with friendly relationships with management. Our business agent is a pie card. We had..

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