The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Sex Potato

1. where you heat a potato up in the micro wave for 3 min cut a hole in it rub butter on the inside and fuck it i enjoy the sex potato. S..

Apple Sex

1. when 2 apples are rubbing against each other haveing wild sexy time! also apple orgy.... when a buch of apples get together and have o..

Twizt

1. leet progaymer net clan slut twizt you fuckin cunt, stop playing for your other 6 net clans and have some quality time with your real c..

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