What is The Tortoise?
1.
When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
See
Random Words:
1.
An artifact which makes any attacks which you make in any form render four times the damage to the victim. Has a great sound effect.
Wh..
1.
It is a term used for every dumb assed British mother fucker, tea sucking, monkey licking cunt fart. That lives on the little piece of s..