The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Fagsmack

1. When a person backhands another person whilst simultaneously holding a cigarette in the smacking hand. While on a cigarette break, I go..

Trouser Snack

1. Wiener wrapped in a biscuit. Joe came over for dinner and nibbled on a trouser snack. "My oh my, may I have another?" See ap..

Quesy

1. feeling sick to your stomach after drinking too much the night before I feel quesy. See sick, nauseated, hungover, hurl, gross 1. fe..

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