The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Pin The Tail On Pacino

1. A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to ..

Bunters

1. A slang term for male under garments. He walked to the toilet in the middle of the night with just his bunters on. See underpants, und..

No Lack Of * For You

1. Used to point out when a person has a lot of a particular thing. The opposite of no * for you. No lack of ugliness for dave!..

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