The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Club Deuce

1. (klub dûs) n. 1. a place to go number two 2. a night club in South Beach Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entr..

<3wned

1. If pwned > owned, and qwned > pwned, then <3wned > qwned + pwned + owned. This is the mother of all ownages. This word can..

Tu Pues

1. You smell in french. Used to call other people smelly in english too though. (pronounced too pyoo) Person1 :Tu pues! Person2: :( See ..

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