The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?


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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral


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