The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Shocker Schmenocker

1. A variation of the ever popular shocker. Performed when the middle and ring finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky into the ..

Caids

1. Having Aids, and Cancer at the same time. It's not looking good, it seems he has caids and there is no cure. 2. Canadian AIDS! ..

Hotel 815

1. Call sign of the outpost in Starship Troopers 2. Hotel 815 is located two clicks away...

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