The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Froomate

1. A person who is a roommate, but- separately from that- is also a friend. A person who you would call a "roommate" because the..

Travelette

1. An alcoholic beverage disguised as a normal drink for the purposes of travelling on public transport or to keep you going on a journey ..

Utter Chalice

1. Stuff that is crazy ass shiznit! That crash was utter chalice! See Jigs..

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