What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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No possible chance: Similar in meaning to Snowball in hell
He has about as much chance of scoring that goal as a fart in a gale...
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Kan't Remember A Fuckin Thing desease, similar to alzheimer's.
What do you mean you don't remember? DO you have KRAFT de..