The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Goblet

1. 1. A drinking vessel, typically used for fancy occasions, and consisting of not only the cup part, but also a base and a narrow stem. ..

Asiad

1. A compound and abbreviated word for "Asian Addict". Anyone who is obsessed with any and all things Asian. They generally know ..

Zazzle

1. Style, charisma, or flair. "That girl has zazzle." 2. (verb) looking at notes and highlighting as if one were studying, alt..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Tortoise Edit Meaning