The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Phanty

1. The sexiest chat beast to have ever graced the face of the earth. Phantasmic_Necromancy aka Mirror is so hot he'd make you scream a..

Thompsons

1. An SI unit of measurement for the absolute value of bullshit in verbal or written communication. Oh look, Gary is talking. My Thompsome..

E-fail

1. 1) Failing an online course, most commonly used for extremely easy online courses. 2) When an e-mail is not sent for whatever error (us..

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