The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Pop The J

1. To take a jump shot in basketball It can be called out by the person who has possession of the ball, or in a lot of cases, it'll b..

Feller Turds

1. When a girl takes a dump, and has turds a large MAN would be proud to have passed. Damn, that girl is cute, but she had feller turds! ..

Your Sisters Throat

1. a personal dig on a friend or enemy, depending on how you say it. Implying an extreme Blow Job from their sister. driver honking his h..

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