The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Eggy Yolky Giblets

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Ubangee

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Runny Cunt

1. A cunt with a cold,discharging cunt snot usually rancid green pus that stinks out a room.To go down on one of these would be suicide and..

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