What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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When a vehicle has both white paint and white wheels. The exact opposite of a vehilce that is murdered out.
Many first generation Ford ..
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A man that ran for president about 97 times. This process cost him millions of dollars.
Hey is that Ross Perot?
No, that's Barbar..