The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Xorgasm

1. The event in which either of two involved parties reaches an orgasm, /but not both/. "By the very nature of how differently the re..

Vagonica

1. a girl who is blonde whose real name is veronica or victoria my friend veronica or vagonica See vag, boys, vagina, twat, veronica..

Dirt Shirt Friday

1. On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it i..

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