The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Yertshy

1. someone who eats food after shitting sneezing and pissing on it so they can catch diseases (guy)man i made a yertshy last night (girl)..

Zaria

1. a sweet girl who is shy and quiet that girls soo zaria! See zaria, sweet, shy, quiet, blonde..

Man-ton

1. The male version of the tampon. placing wrapped up papertowels or toilet paper between the ass crack. this is to prevent anal leakage ..

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