The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Octagon

1. When a young lass positions herself in the middle/center of 8 young (preferably) lads who are "sporting wood". In either a fi..

Yak's Milk

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Ap Calculus

1. Class offered in some high schools. Introduces pretty basic mathematical concepts compared to "advanced" math. Frequently de..

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