What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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It's the feeling a man gets after watching a fighting movie. The man is feeling like he is invincible and that he is ready to kick ..
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An imaginary place where noobs are found jamming to their favorite mp3s on LOLLerskates.
<guy> Hahaha, you should join those n00b..
