The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Moumba

1. a major. huge, smelly poo Frank: "oh my dog, would you check out that moumba lying in the bowl!" See poo, feces, shit, fart,..

Infaliabilities

1. 1. A result in the practice of Godlike skills. 2. The power to negate due failures. 1.He was going HUGE on that board, almost DIED, lu..

King Of Cool

1. King of Cool, is the tag that the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley, gave to Dino Martin. Elvis Presley once said, "I may be th..

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