The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Masterkey

1. A door-breaching shotgun manufactured as a custom part by Knight's Armament Company. Can be mounted under the barrel on a M4 or M16..

Meighan

1. Meighan (Mee-Ghan) - To urinate with such extreme force that one has an orgasm. "I had to piss so bad I meighaned." See urin..

Mark Lim

1. a boy who always gets owns by melissa cause she is too raw for him. a boy who has game. a baller a boy who can spit some game. a fru..

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