What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Meaning: "I'd sleep with this person, and while I would not brag about it, I might tell some people"
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universal phrase used to answer any question, and in rare cases, will cause extreme anger and frustration in the person asking the quest..
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Phrase uttered by Robot B9 from the TV series "Lost in Space". Used now as a catchprase to warn someone that s/he is about ..