What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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an away message put up by girls to show that they are currently not at their computer and are "out with da girlz." Usually pre..
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A individual who lasso's, or tethers a cock with his or her hands
"you Fucking Cock Wrangling bitch, i knew you were gay"..
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When a bowl is packed too tightly to be effectively inhaled, thus resulting in a wasted hit.
Jordan packed the bowl too tightly, and af..
