The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Ho-pop

1. Fruity alcoholic bitch drinks, IE Mikes Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Ice, etc. See those sorority bitches over there drinking the ho-pop? S..

Kabowsers

1. Although 'Kabowser' is traditionally the colloquial term used to describe a particularly horrible pair of light blue silky run..

Cockavore

1. some one that eats cock females are cockavores. a male should never be one See snake charmer, cocksucker, dick licker, smoking pole, d..

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