What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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When you are banging a chick, and you stick a french fry up her ass and then use it to draw the golden arches on her forehead
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The enzyme responsible for untwisting DNA to avoid stressing the helix.
Topoisomerase is the greatest protein ever.
See protein, enzym..