The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Lickup

1. To be mashed. Stoned. Blackup. Red. Lean. Buzzing. Under the relaxing effect of marajuana. Boy, this green is killer, I'm lickup..

Lizalicious

1. Lizalicious is a nickname to the MOST AWESOME Female in the WHOLE WORLD!! If you received this nickname, lets face it...AMAZING & AW..

United Statians

1. People born in Mexico are Mexicans, in Canada, Canadians, France, French...People born in the United States are "Americans". A..

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