The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Radio Bam

1. A radio show hosted by Bam Margera and his friends. His show is very explicit, and very raunchy. It is on Mondays @ 7:00 pm EST Time. ..

Vodka And Refresh

1. A drink combination, endogenous to the Goulburn area of Australiania. Usually consumed as an alcoholic alternative, once liver and dige..

W1x0r

1. Really weird in a sad sort of way. Phil, you're really w1x0r. 2. Sublime, excellent, cool. That was a w1x0r party. See Philip..

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