The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Johnny Disco

1. A contemporary printmaker and artist; BFA from Illinois State University, MFA from University of Washington. Johnny Disco is a contempo..

Zads

1. synonym of awesome, pwnage, or kickawesome. guy: dude, i just got a new psp!!!!!1!1!!1oneonetwelve dude: zads! See awesome, pwnage, k..

Merghhh

1. Merghhh: A term of expression used to... a) Scare someone after tapping them on shoulder b) Show a certain level of uncomfort c) Show..

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