The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Lucy The Slut

1. A prostitute; a lounge singer; the star of Girls Gone Wild Pts. 2, 5, & 7; a former fuck-buddy of Princeton; A character in Avenue Q..

L Bomb

1. When someone unexpectedly tells you that they love you. Usually comes out of the blue when you least expect it and are not prepared to ..

Essence Of Manhood

1. The thick, white fluid produced by an ejaculation; semen. Oh, man, I really had a great fuck last night! I musta squirted my essen..

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