The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Clitacasm

1. What do you think it means? duh!!!!! Ask her if she ever had one. Wham Bam thank you for the clitacasm Sam. See gitter done..

Zip It

1. Be quiet. In other words, shut your freakin' mouth. "Zip it Paul! You're so obnoxious." See Melissa..

Shish-keboob

1. the act of being painfully poked in the breast by an underwire that has emerged from one’s bra fabric Ow! Shish-keboob! That does it - ..

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