The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Zeus-cough

1. The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner just before they take a shit. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting coc..

Dominionism

1. A militant religious ideology that seeks to replace democracy with a theocracy by instituting and governing, either through change of cu..

Oorgle

1. the angry sound a llama make when it cannot communicate with humans. (see scoop) Oorgle!!! 2. This is the sound a llama makes. (syn. ..

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