The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Zyeah!

1. A form of "yeah!" but with a much more potent air. Indeed, this word, when utilized in the correct manner, engenders a great d..

Quay Teow

1. 1. Chinese fried noodle dish 2. Mixed drink containing Bundaberg Rum (Aus), orange juice and dry ginger ale. 3. An alias used by certa..

Urban Trick Shot

1. When you are doing your chick from behind and right before you cum, you moan like you came and when the bitch turns around u shoot the l..

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