The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Half Fry

1. Someone so skinny and small, they can only eat half a french fry. Even smaller than a small fry. That half fry looks like she could us..

Cincy

1. An abbreviated nickname for Cincinnati, the largest city in southern Ohio, and the Ruler of the Ohio River. I can't wait to go bac..

Jezabel

1. basically a hoe!!!! u heard dizzee rascal song!!- (they call her jezabel, friends called her sket bhind her back.always up 2 sum shit ..

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