What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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The act committed when you are doing a girl from behind, and you reach around and grab her growler.
Punk: I'm really enjoying doin..
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A late model chevrolet Caprice or Impala usually from 91' to 96' in year. Give away signs are the round or "bubble" ..
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Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.
What!? You can't b..
