The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Zomg Wtf

1. probably the best interjection used when in a moment of suspense, surprise and other shit like that. Person 1: Yeah, there's a rac..

Google-fuck

1. To maniacally search for something or someone on the internet. Can also include internet stalking of a celebrity or popular person. Obse..

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