The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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A Wellington

1. A wide, gaping vagina, reminiscent of a trusty rubber boot. Given that Sandra was sporting a Wellington, Bernard was left with only a s..

Jahnvi

1. a smarty-pants, someone who is always right. a jahnvi is an amazing friend, and is always there to cheer you up with adorable little ..

Buckminster

1. an awsome person with five awsome names buckminster william quentin zaphod barrett he is soooooooooooooooooo buckminster See awsome,..

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