The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

D Burger

1. slang word for douche bag "The fucker cut me in the fucking lunch line. He's a D Burger" See fag, douche, douche bag, c..

Dive In

1. To go have sex with a girl. I'm looking for a slut to dive in tonight.. zaaaaaa See sex, fuck, slut, fucking, lurking 2. To go ..

Yakmat

1. (Kree'n language of west africa) Yak-mat ugly little boy/girl, child of undefined gender hey Yakmat, Why you a Yakmat, See boy, c..

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