The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Greg Maddux

1. Gregory Alan Maddux "Mad Dog" 12-time Golden Glove Winner 4 Time Cy Young Winner Current Cubs pitcher, often debatedly call..

Iterate

1. To say someting, or to explain for the first time Let me itterate to you the meaning of life See siddhartha 2. See (1) But people a..

Cuntasaurus

1. A female girlfriend who's constant nagging is unbearable. I can't stand Sheila, shes a cuntasaurus 2. A person who is full ..

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