The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Frangry

1. Freakin' anry I'm more than upset, I'm frangry! See fucking, angry, mad, fuck, happy, freaking, freakin..

Geez Louise

1. A mild oath. Roughly equivalent to saying "Jesus Christ" as an oath, but less severe, and used so as not to get stricken down ..

Zerog

1. Noun: small petty minded egotist with a liking for science fiction bob: are you watching that star trek episode again? You're such..

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