The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Russian Landscape

1. The act of planting grass in a girls vagina. You must first fill it with dirt. When I woke up, I felt something wriggling inside me. It..

Zaneer

1. Zaneer is a one of a kind mushroom species and is commonly found with a bunny. Oh look! It's Zaneer Mushroom and his Bunny! See m..

Quick-urgent

1. To deliver before the request was even thought of Get me those leads, quick-urgent! 1. To deliver before the request was even thought..

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