The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Assfruit

1. A peach. a fruit that looks like somebody's bottom wow, this fruit looks like somebody's behind O_O ewww, disgusting! i'..

Banlieue

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Humph

1. Interjection used to express displeasure when something doesn't come out the way you wish Silly girlfriend:So are you taking me ou..

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