The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Volheimed

1. The act of getting bent over and screwed at the last minute by your boss without the G-d damn common courtesy of a reacharound. It&apos..

Aiight

1. ok, coo, all right aiight coo See geoff 2. all right Aiight, then. 3. A lazy way of saying 'Alright'. Usually a term us..

Holy Bell

1. When you use your dick to "ring" your girl's (or guy's) uvula (hanging thing in the back of your throat) like a bell..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Tortoise Edit Meaning