The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Unfamous

1. (un-fuh-mus) Being well-known for having a pirate impact on society, a community, and/or the world. So now you see there's a big..

Flat

1. 1. The name given to an apartment which you rent weekly or monthly. 2. The name given to someone who is not cool and is dull and boring..

Fetus Position

1. to be in the position of a fetus to remember you when you were in your mother's stomach. The position that reconfort you when you&a..

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