The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Poontaneska

1. The art of stretching ones ballsack over his asshole and farting on it making a crackling sound. Man you can tell that guy practices po..

Facespace

1. noun; verb; the combination of the two most popular networking sites frequently visited by today's most self-absorbed-nothing-bette..

Zilmoth

1. A group of stoners one of them named "Zilante" were all high and it is presumed that someone was about to call out "Zilan..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Tortoise Edit Meaning