The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Actuarial Jokes

1. proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity. Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuar..

W0ne

1. Great place where people chat and meet 'n shit You gonna go to w0ne I've just got of w0ne TriX kicks ass on w0ne Fuck that..

W00tg0053

1. a. A variant of w00tm0053. b. A label for someone that has no meaning. See nickname. c. Coined December 31, 2003 at 3 am. "Hey w..

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