The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Jacob The Jewler

1. a famous jewler located in the diomnd district of new york hes in the game def jam fight for new york. hes known by many rappers because..

Bfftrotf

1. an abbreviation for "best friend for the rest of the future" instead of being lazy and saying forever "bff" "y..

Roflsauce

1. 1. Condiment which goes well with omgwtfbbq You makin' omgwtfbbq? Yup, you want roflsauce on it? Word. 2. The drool from a pe..

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