The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Victory Tingle

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Quif Qwaf

1. The double sounded effect that a pussy makes after a long round of doggie style sex. Man, last night my girl ripped a double Quif Q..

Emo Know It All

1. Anyone with enough sense to completely avoid the emo trend. Those who recognize the fact that emo is a false-genre cobbled together from..

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