What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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The practice of pooping while hovering over the toilet.
Ahh damnit! This toilet has shit all over it! I guess I'll just have to ka..
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A reallllly fucking gay man with greasy hair who likes to hit on his neighbors and touch them frequently
Brian Smith is a greasy haired..