The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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W.e.t.s.u.

1. An ancronym for We Eat This Sh*t Up (pronounced wet-sue), meaning we are gung ho and highly enthused, used in the Army in the Vietnam er..

Urburbia

1. an area betwixt an urban center and suburbia, whose inhabitants enjoy the benefits of being urban and the convenience of the suburbs. g..

Lubricant May Be Required

1. An extenuating circumstance when the level of friction becomes to great to continue. While performing a "Dirty Trapeze", lubr..

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