The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Zuck'd

1. Getting screwed over by some info over-share on Facebook, kind of like getting punked but usually not on purpose (and sometimes caused b..

W.p.u.s

1. white piece of uncircumsized skin, (wah-pus) fuck chelsea, ur such a w.p.u.s!! See d.p.u.s, insulting..

W0rdx

1. affirmative, understood, similar to 10-4, roger, gotcha Background: web slang, derivation of word Commment: Urban dictionary is pretty..

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