What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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A Christian metalcore band from Lancaster, Pennsylvania. August Burns Red isn't just another generic band in the dying metalcore ge..
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A widely popular street in Santa Barbara. Known for it's shops also for late at night it is where the hookers work.
Yeah, well you..
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From the movie "Deathrace: 2000"
Comprising all of North America and several overseas possesions and ruled by a 'Big Br..
