What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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When two males have a "swordfight" with their penis' whilst dressed as a ninjas
Tom:Fancy a vietnamese swordfight??
Jer..
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A Hairy Bambilla is the biggest insect that inhabit planet earth. Bambillas can grow to a size often comparable to that of a small, cut..
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Was the best boyfriend in the world, always knew how to make me smile and feel better. untill school started. and now things have never ..
