The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Omtc

1. oh my tom cruise . founded by matty c and gwick , after deciding that tom cruise needed his own phrase . hey matty c . omtc , its gw..

Mammy G's

1. Abbreviation for Mammary Glands. TITS Tina's Mammy G's are growing. Her tits. See tits, boobies, breasts, juggs..

Unctual

1. the line protruding from the bottom right of a capital 'Q' In my 9th grade math class, I had this teacher who went to high sc..

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