The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Zonkification

1. The process of being zonkified. (messed up) The whole spectacle was an example of pure zonkification. The virus ate half his system fi..

Zanarkand

1. A city of endless lights. There were two Zanarkands. The real Zanarkand that was anihilated by Bevellein the War of Machina 1000 years a..

Snowclone

1. A type of formula-based cliché that uses an old idiom in a new context. A common example: "X is the new Y", a generic form of ..

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