What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Random Words:
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Smashing - Marvolous
smashingmarvolous
Smashing - Great wonderful.
Marvolous - Pleasing, happy
we had a Smarvolous day by the beach...
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An ugly bitch is one who makes you think that when they were born their mom threw out the baby and kept the after birth
they are mean,..
