The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

W.h.o.

1. Weed Hangover Holy shit man, last night I smoked 4 jski's and this morning I can barely tie my shoes. I have a brutal W.H.O. See..

Joerb

1. A way that Homestar Runner character Coach Z pronounces "job". Alternatives are "jorb" "jarb" and "j..

O'quinn

1. one that is Irish, usually with a small upper lip and/or huge adam's apple. yep, look at me, with no upper lip and a huge adam&apo..

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