What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in t..
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Ghetto prep is a style of attire rather than a style of attitude. People who dress ghetto prep aren't actually preps cuz they'..
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someone who will change your gender with a wave of their wand!
my friend chris who is a gender fairy!
See evil bitch..
