The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Cuttin Grass

1. someone fucking up your game with a girl related words (grass cutter, cut grass, lawnmower) 1-why you gotta cut grass like that 2-do..

Devile

1. to de-violence a conversation, situation, beef, etc. He could teach aerobics instead of martial arts. (..devile) See violence, violati..

Food Chub

1. When you have a bit of home cooked food that gives you a chubby! ("Dude, Your moms food just gave me a food chub") See food,..

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