The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Cheesers

1. Someone who is a Green Bay Packer fan look the parking lot is full of cheesers tailgating See packers, cheese, fan, tailgate..

This Is Not Sparta.

1. A phrase used to indicate that you do not follow the subject of the current conversation. Optional add-on phrase: I am lost. C does no..

America Fuck

1. The act of American military forces dominating in any circumstance. AKA, Kicking Hitlers Ass, Kicking Japan's Ass, and Fucking up t..

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