The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Ryearrhea

1. The phenomenon of loose stool following a night of hard partying involving rye or whisky - particularly R&R. We were hitting '..

Frankencode

1. A program or subprogram consisting of bits and pieces of other, possibly unrelated, code that only barely performs its function and is p..

Vert

1. A generic term for any sort of sexual deviant- The same as pervert. "Lock up your (Cabotages) that man is a vert." "All..

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