What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Refering to sexual relations between a human and an animal.
Deeply in love with Terry, Miranda had no idea what bestiality was, and she..
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A man's haircut that is identical to a woman's haircut. Except for the fact that it's on a man.
Seth wears "the ric..
