The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Schmasturbator

1. 1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge. 2.) A male with a micro penis. That schmasturbator..

W/s/d

1. Abbreviation for Will Suck Dick "OMG, totally w/s/d for that bag. It's Prada..." "Hey John, would you w/s/d to get..

Adtrw

1. Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse. Anime forum of Something Awful. Has a separate fansubbing site and group, adtrw. Trolls at the ..

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