The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Phone Bitch

1. girl who does not pick up the phone or rejects incoming calls She's a phone bitch and has the nerve to deny it. See bitch, phone,..

Zub Zub

1. Slang for Sex in the movie Juno Ellen Page: "I made Zub Zub with my best guy friend, and now I'm knocked up to no end. He fil..

Aireyonnah

1. tall, horny, mouthy bitch who is up to anything this girl last night gave me head, she's such an Aireyonnah See whore, slut, hoe,..

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