The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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1. An erection lasting more than 4 hours When your girl wants to "go all night" and you drop a little blue pill whether you &qu..

Radioing

1. when youre listening to the radio. this is often used when texting to avoid use of more letters than nessecary. instead of saying "..

2k Cough

1. After a 2k race, either on the water or on an erg, when you get a bad cough that sounds like you are deathly ill. It's caused by th..

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