The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Nut-gobbling

1. When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude See nut, gobbler, jock,..

Qwazx

1. The left side of the keyboard...quazx.com for more qwazx is so l33t See Jesse 1. The left side of the keyboard...quazx.com for more ..

Philly Kurtley

1. sad ugly wench who's sister has bigger tits and slittier eyes Phillipa Kurtley See logan..

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