The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Albreurto

1. A nickname for a man so sexy, he can't be called by his real name. I wish that Albreurto would come smoke by me so I could get a b..

Jessifrano

1. a girl that has an oversized belly wow! she has a jessifrano! See fat, lazy, bad, bellybutton, huge..

Zulu Dick

1. A black male with a large dick. ussually used to decribe a large dick. After the describer has had sex then he has a large dick and fuck..

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