The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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W.i.t

1. Whore In Training. Many W.I.T's begin their training at a young age these days. From observation, I believe the age at which the tr..

Wrecking Ball

1. the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye. that (the) wrec..

Tripple-steal

1. when somethng is yanked by three diferent people it is a tripple-steal if some one steals something and you steal it from then and then..

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