The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Ironed

1. The act of getting laid usually in a prone position. "I hooked up last night with John and he ironed me good." See screw, la..

Quad Damage

1. An artifact which makes any attacks which you make in any form render four times the damage to the victim. Has a great sound effect. Wh..

Jizz Face Limey

1. It is a term used for every dumb assed British mother fucker, tea sucking, monkey licking cunt fart. That lives on the little piece of s..

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