The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Unsent

1. A term in Final Fantasy X to define when someone dies and is not sent to the Farplane. They wander the earth, until they are sent. As t..

Urbandigenous

1. A person or group of people from the urban jungle. People like lack the skills to survive outside an urban neighborhood. To metrosexual..

Qooof

1. verb: (1) The act of pooping on another's chest (2) The act of having severe and damaging diarrhea (1) I just totally qooof..

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