The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

W00tism

1. the religion in which one strives to be as awesome as the mythical Bradmonkey The greatest being in existence through prayer meditation ..

[corey]

1. fag, douchebag kid, he will never get laid in his life, usually has a small dick because all of his growth goes straight to his ears. to..

Bug Ugly

1. 1. as ugly as a bug 2. overly decorated beyond good taste I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a bug ugly shirt like Jill's. S..

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