The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Frosch

1. German for frog. Also a character played by Billy Connolly in Das Wildermaus. Das kleine grün Fr0sch..

Gumpshit

1. The shit you get on your dick from fucking a retard in the ass. He had gumpshit all over his dick after fucking that sexy retard in ..

Peruvian Salad Bar

1. A sexual act when one person deficates, segregates the undigested food particles from the shit, and throws the food particles on the pil..

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