The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Bede

1. a dog that exceeds the normal level of cuteness source: the drowe bible that is one cute bede. See ike, pippy, t-bone 2. gay; other..

Harnos

1. this word orginated from a random college party when all of a sudden strangers started to show up. the strangers pretended that they kne..

Kiffin

1. That person who is always the most annoying in a crowd. They always want to talk to you about Tennessee football, but you're like &..

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