The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Filmographia

1. Anything pertaining to movies, film, cartoons, or other visual entertainment. Can used used to broadly describe anything you have watche..

Amazon Turbo Slut

1. A large, brute woman who is excessively loose. Paris Hilton is such an Amazon Turbo Slut. See whorebag, skankwhore, bitchface, shit..

Zomdzzz

1. its just like omg or omfg or omdz but its if you really cant belive it or if you just want to use it to make it to sound unique! zOMDzz..

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