The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Vapor Locked

1. whe a woman has all her holes plogd by dics she got vapor locked by three duddes last night..

Gummy Bob

1. a blowjob in which the girl wears false teeth but takes them out for you see also icky bob or jungle bob sounds gross but every man sho..

Fluttabee

1. Flutta-bee Flutta...Originating from the word flutter This word was derived from the original name for Butterfly...which once was &quo..

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