The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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'mawl?!

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Gingerist

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Vaginahead

1. When someone's being an idiot or moron. Also, if someone is being annoying. "Dude, shut up. You're such a vaginahead!&qu..

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