The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Diction Whore

1. someone who posts ridiculous, stupid definitons on slangdefine maximillion means sexy cool guy? man, whoever posted that is a diction ..

V-trap

1. A.K.A The vagina trap. When one is controlled by the forces of his girlfriend's vagina. Obeying everything she says only to get a l..

26's

1. The new 24's... stands for the size of the wheel 26".. usually chrome.. probably has spinners.. probably on a $500 cutlass or ..

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