The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Jorgy

1. Orgy of Jews, often taking place in New York City Oi!Oi!Oi! Is all i heard from the room in which my twenty homsexual rabbis were havi..

Chattahoochee

1. A place where redneck southerners go to party. See the country song "Chattahoochee" Way down yonder on the chattahoochee, it..

Reena

1. A highly competitive species of west coast descent, who survives on Jager shots and frequent use of the words "dumb" and "..

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