The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Pimpf

1. peeing-in-my-pants-funny Yo dude, that's pimpf. See hilarious, funny, ridiculous, crazy 2. A person offering help to others in ..

Hostagous

1. Outragously Hostile. A combonation of the word. Often used in my home country of Kazjickaztan. Mr. abdul became hostagous after seeing ..

Dire Rear

1. When you have loose bowels. Diarrhea. You know, when your rear is in a dire situation. That curry gave me dire rear! See squirts, trot..

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