The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Kulm

1. 1. The second lowest form of human life 2. The end result of a drunken backseat grope fest and a broken prophylactic "That guy ha..

Zizzle

1. A cigarette lighter, from the famous Zippo. Sir, could you lend me your lighter so that I may smoke my marijuana cigarette? Nizzle, pa..

Uber Pwn Pwn

1. To pwn to the degree of Uberness. i.e. Beyond all that which is pwned. Guy 1: "One Shot 200 meters with a glock. DEAD" Guy ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Tortoise Edit Meaning