The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Ronald Macdonald

1. 1) The worlds favourite meat clown that can usually be seen hiding behind the beef curtains 2) A penis 1) Ronald macdonald is the bigg..

Irremodelable

1. Not capable of being fixed by any known technique with any sort of class or regard for what is good in life... In short not worth or abl..

Actorexia

1. When actors in movies and television don't actually eat, even though they may look like they are. The breakfast table of a sitcom ..

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