The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Belly Button Jam

1. the smelly stuff that gathers in your belly button...

Omni-lick

1. The best lick anyone could ever play in a solo. It works in any style, at any tempo, in any song, and at all times. It is the most effi..

Dankalicious

1. chronic this bud is dankalicious See Harry Pothead 2. 1. really good weed. 2. "the stickiest of the icky" "you man ..

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