The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Zirk

1. Zirk is an unknown planet. Zirk cannot be seen by any means known to mankind. Welcome to the planet zirk. See planets, space, star, a..

Fat Weed

1. 1.Marijuana bought from Chuck. Also know for being greasy, it sizzling in pipes, and wont burn in a joint just making it get wet. 2.Ba..

Kaizerfan

1. A huge fan of the norwegian rock band Kaizers Orchestra, who almost just listens to that band and go to a lot of their concerts. "..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Tortoise Edit Meaning