The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Epi Gnar Gnar

1. cooler than ice That song is epi gnar gnar See pete..

Pisswilly

1. something that is insignificant in comparison He pulled up next to me in this pisswilly car of his...

Qfmft

1. Stands for "Quoted for Mother F***ing Truth". QFMFT is a response commonly seen in forum threads. "QUOTE." You&apos..

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