The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Turning Lane

1. The lane you turn in, which gives you a brief few seconds to show off to everyone your 84's, candy paint, or obnoxiously loud music..

Voice Of The Valley

1. A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough ..

4 A.m.

1. To, in what is commonly a sudden outburst cause great wreckage to yours or someone else's home. Commonly involving the throwing of..

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