The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Kisambo

1. Kissing while doing the mambo. Hey, I'm going to do the KISAMBO with that hot chick over there! See kissing, mambo, dancing, tong..

Taken

1. When some girl/woman is already with some loser, and even though he's an asshole who brags behind her back about how many BJs and h..

Queeborf

1. Barfing in a girl's vagina after going down on her. Last night I was going down on this girl and she wrapped her legs around my fa..

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