The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Poohpop

1. Also refered as "pop" Large black man who hops on women as if they were the majestic gazelle. grips his pants in an upward mot..

Primary Crush

1. The person who you like more than other people... If you have more than one crushes, this is the one who you think about the most. &quo..

Squishy Boobs

1. boobs that jiggle and are mushy angel has squishy boobs..

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