The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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El Snippo

1. a sport which is played in class, the players ( Snippits) try to cut at unsepecting class mates.can be done with scissors, hedge clipers..

R.g.

1. R.G. is a rising gang in Worcester,Massachusetts. It was started by three original members. R.G. stands for "Renegade Gang" or..

Doofenshmirtz

1. Doofenshmirtz is a Character that is on the children's televison show "Phineas & Ferb." Dr.Doofenshmirtz's attem..

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