What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Members of the pseudo intelligensia are people who use, or misuse long words, and talk about complex subjects as if theyve put extensive..
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A beard-like collection of hair, forming around the fan output vent of a personal computer.
John was a mucky bastard. When he took his ..