The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Levina

1. Levina, an ancient dragon summoner once fortel as a mer-madien and would summon the great devil of the western sea Leviathan everytime s..

Upper Heroin

1. The name used when refferring to the over drugged Upper Merion Highschool. If you aren't drugged oyur drunk. We are going to play ..

Death Frisbee

1. Death Frisbee is an ancient gladiatorial event wherein the combatants use heavy discuses lined with sharp metal to incapacitate the othe..

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