The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Zoys

1. boys who go to Gonzaga.At first called zaga boys,I shortened it to zoys "Zoys, assemble"said Peter See legends, cool..

Heimi

1. A term used to describe someone who has never been laid, and never will get laid. "That kid is such a heimi." "Hey heim..

Vomitose

1. An adjective to describe something that makes you want to vomit. (1) Let's say you see your good friend on a date with a cracked-o..

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