The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

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1. A secret society whom a group of people belong to who worship trolleys and Scientology. No you may not join this group, and no you may n..

Dick Chicken

1. A woman with a really loose vajjh, i.e. she's been around the block way too many times. Hence, her vajjh has been like chicken for..

Vootar

1. the name given to the back of the knee cos it has no name "suck my vootar" "owww that was my vootar" "eat vo..

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