What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Random Words:
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alternative to a blowjob
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ish a inside joke
amy nd me came up wit da word ballsuckjob...
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a name for a lady's private parts
I did a runner from sarah's bedroom last night for fears
of being eaten by her triangular ..
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To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.
"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was..
