The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Upper Lip Suprise

1. when u have an unappealing mustache or wanna be stache. That gay motorcycle cop has an upper lip suprise See sexy, unappealing, cop, s..

Blinkie

1. When a man ejaculates on a females face and she receives some ejaculate in the eye. Damn girl....I just gave you a blinkie! See blinky..

Rawr Bitch

1. A war cry of a zombie, a cry that one calls when he is about to PWN some poor schmuck into the pavement. RAWR BITCH! I AM A ZOMBIE! lol..

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