What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Very, very bad breath resulting from being an asshoover.
Curtis has ass breath.
See curtis, has, ass, breath
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The breath of a vege..
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What a guy says when he likes or is currently going out with an ugly woman to get his friends to stop making fun of her.
Mike:man she i..
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ImmortalSacrifice is a stupid fag that goes on irc.webchat. He thinks he's cool and 'leet' But infact he's a silly l..
