The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Abs Crabs

1. lice that you get on your happy trail omg i have been scrathing my belly button all day. i must have abs crabs. See abs, crabs, happy,..

Zoe Jennings

1. Noun; A hotass mofo who is a damn beast at basketball and is tha most amazingest person ever! Everyone wants to get with her cause she&a..

Ocumancer

1. The one who reads eyes. Comes from chiromancer -the one who reads palms and oculist-eye doctor. The ocumancer read her eyes and reveal..

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