The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

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53x0r

1. A version of the word haxor or h4x0r but instead of hacker its simply sexy "Dude your sister is teh 53x0r See r0x0r, h4x0r, hacke..

Zushan

1. Zushan means the greatest living person in history. One with the power of a dragon, the skills of a lion and the fearfulness of a Cheeta..

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