The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Foaoh

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Lip-lock

1. A strong, passionate, Kiss. "He put a mean "lip-lock" on 'er, that wouldn't let go." 2. Someone who fas..

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