The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Lazy Git

1. A lazy git is generally a guy who likes to sit on his sorry ass all day and watch the match while eating bags of chips. He most probably..

Gosht Vindaloo

1. Gosht Vindaloo is a yummy indian dish. It is basically really spicy lamb. It tastes so very good. Mmmmm....Gosht vindaloo..

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