The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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[minnesota] Block

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Rogue Porter

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Eduardo

1. Eduardo's are strong-willed can be very romantic will keep a girlfriend for a long time Eduardo's are also musically talented ..

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