The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Firlfriend

1. 1) A girl you're dating, but haven't made it "official" yet. Usually less than 5 dates or 2 months, whichever comes ..

Intorweb

1. intorweb means internet. i can't believe this wasnt in here!1 "omg just google it teh intorweb knows all" See tendo..

Unpublish

1. To remove all traces of someone or something from a website. BoingBoing, despite having railed against censorship many times, decided t..

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