The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Hippocrytapotomous

1. A fat looking person that is a hypocrite. Unfortunately, not to be confused with Hippopotomous, which is an ugly purple mammal. The wor..

Awnry

1. angry that shit got me awnry See heated, tight, mad..

Oeuf-croissant

1. The best snack... for a yak! Alex: ELY! I'm hungover and it's 3pm... make me an oeuf-croissant? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? See b..

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