The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Riaa

1. This organization represents the artists, right? WRONG! We don't get a cent from our works thanks to the RIAA, and the only way w..

Evil_yakuza

1. Evil_Yakuza is an epic RuneScape player, he always goes dressed in bronze and a dark cavalier, also known for his editing skills. "..

You're Beat

1. 1. One way to say you lose or haha you suck at life. Boy: Would you like to dance with me? Girl: Um...i dont think so... Surrounding ..

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