The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Zerg Guild

1. A zerg guild is a term used in MMORPGs to describe a group of players with little to no skill, employing hundreds of accounts to get any..

U-twit

1. Someone who keeps submitting the same definition repeatedly to Urban Dictionary hoping to get published. Often a personal slam on someon..

Hotchamapotch

1. 1) Universe 2) Void Alpha: Eh? Beta: Hotchamapotch Alpha: Ah... See hotchamapotch, tkm, t, k, m, Hotchamapotch..

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