The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Dutty Osama

1. a person whos parents are 2nd cousins. your worse than a dirty osama..

Skeeted Out

1. to be high on cocaine that last bump got her all skeeted out See geeked out, cocaine, snow, skiing, hattrick..

Heartburn

1. Painful feeling in your chest that makes you think you are going to die. Common after eating spicy foods or if you have acid reflux. &..

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