The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Qurp

1. This is a person that sits in the bath tub, farts, and then tries to bite the bubbles. some like to light the fart bubbles with a ligh..

W0rsel

1. mikey is an 0wnz0r hax0r at cs, bf1942, wc3, ft, mohaa, kaneda, choda mikey winkey..

Urbandic Dick

1. an individual who spends too much time editing proposed definitions to Urban Dictionary. thisis usually done out of spite, boredom, or d..

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