The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Font Junkie

1. A person who is addicted to going to the Font Bar.. Font Junkies usually need to have they're 'fix' weekly and can usual..

Quienic

1. 1. To be under stress (slang) 2. To be chained to a cypress tree 1. I am under so much Quienic. 2. HE FRIGGIN' QUIENICED ME!..

Big Game

1. 1. Nickname for St. Louis Rams Wide Reciever Torry Holt. Big Game Torry Holt with the touchdown catch!..

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