The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Nutsludge

1. Another word for semen, jizz,baby batter, dick snot, etc... What a wad of Nutsludge I blew on her face!!! See cum, dicksnot, jizz, sem..

Dvorak

1. DVORAK is a keyboard layout designed in the 1920's, named after its creator, August Dvorak. The keys are mapped so that commonly us..

Textually Inadequate

1. A person who feels inferior beacuse they recive less text message action than their friends or work colleagues. Bloody hell does your p..

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