The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

W4nk3r

1. Wanker, tosser, dickhead etc used in internet speak or car rego plates. the 4 is an A and the 3 represents an E. pretty simple really..

You're Pretty Good

1. The catchphrase of Revolver Ocelot from the Metal Gear Solid series. A sign of high respect and admiration. Given to him by Big Boss in ..

W.o.t.

1. Wide open throttle. Push your gas pedal to the floor or twist a grip fully too get W.O.T Push the gas pedal down to the floor so you ca..

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