What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis
v. After jizzing o..
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someone who fucks multiple people at once or gets fucked by multiple people at once.
That pornstar's a multi fucker
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A vocal duo consisting of Bobby Hatfield and Bill Medley. They rose to fame in the 1960s with songs such as "You've lost that..
