The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Vester

1. a term used to describe a beef cakewearing a shirt (usually a button down) that is sleeve-less. The logic being that he can be dressed u..

Jay-c-maya-papa-cue-na

1. This word comes from the ancient greek word "jaiceemayaaapopscoona," which means "cat shit." The literal translation..

Veggie Burger

1. a burger made out of soy and/or vegetables, without meat. "Yum, I love Burger King's veggie burgers!" See veggie burger..

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