The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Railtard

1. The retards who chat, spam and beg on the rails at the high stakes tables on Full Tilt Poker railtard: who is durrrr? railtard: durrrr..

Y.b.s.m.

1. Your Boobs Squirt Milk person 1: 'OH my gad, Y.B.S.M.' person 2: 'What?!' person 1: 'Your top.. there's..

Qfqn

1. Quit Fucking Crying Nigger The second Q is used because QQ looks like eyes with tears. P1: I hate being killed by grenades all the tim..

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