The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Obaniac

1. 1 : madman, lunatic for Barack Obama 2 : a person characterized by an inordinate or ungovernable enthusiasm for Barack Obama Did you..

Flooter

1. Like a flutter, but on the fitba. Holly: meet us down betfred before the match then Brian: what for, I was going to go to Greggs and e..

Lee Woods

1. a crack head that live on 131st in st.clair damn nigga look at lee woods See bum, crack head, retart, lee woods..

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