The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

W2+1rd

1. 'word' - to agree with someone 2+1=3 --> w2+1rd = w3rd ..

Edugasm

1. An experience of utter joy and pleasure felt by senior high school or undergraduate students upon hearing news of acceptance to a high r..

Chalise

1. a coconut shelled marijuana pipe lets have a lick of chalise, jah rasta..

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