The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Taco-nigger

1. Someone who is half spanish, half black Chris you fucking taco-nigger See blatino, spigger, spicasaurousrex, taco, nigger..

Omch

1. the acronym for oh my chuck norris, much like the acronym for oh my god (OMG) except chuck norris beats god. guy 1: dude OMG! those two..

Limeade

1. A beverage very similiar to lemonade but made with limes. Limeade is about 76 times better than lemonade and if you haven't had it ..

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