The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Livers

1. females that keep parties krunk The party was wack due to the lack of livers. See females, crazy, wild..

Native Hotbox

1. when you are in an enclosed area that is very smokey but it's not from weed as usual it's from a cigarette. "Dude, crack..

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