The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Pubic Bone

1. A cleanly shaven minge "I had a good gnaw on her pubic bone last night!" 1. A cleanly shaven minge "I had a good gnaw..

Udaman

1. a typical wisco greeting between fellow cohorts an above normal being accelerating over and/or above all a salutation dan: i just sl..

Hik

1. Literal meaning: Little boy, big attitude. Matty: That guy just ran into a wall! Jonny: That was no guy, that was hIk! See pure, pwna..

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