The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Pissoffable

1. Compound derivative from the words piss-off-able. Pertains to a person/s or situation that has the capacity to piss one off. The Labour..

Gome

1. A person or situation that is whack or "chaunce." There are three levels of ghome, a word which originates in the Pacific NW ..

Lesbodrama

1. Interactions between women who attract or detest one another, in reference to relationships, focusing on the difficult infrastructure of..

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