The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Ponza

1. A deep fried Calzone. Best eaten when drunk or stoned. Also refered to as a beutiful vagina. I can't wait to stick my dick in her ..

Nascared

1. To 'Nascar' is to incompletely shake the urine out of one's penis prior to returning the penis back to the pants, resulti..

Emotionally Close

1. The aspect of a personal or professional relationship (particularly in government office) between a senior man and a younger woman that ..

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