The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Disgustating

1. A (commonly) Southern mispronounciation of "disgusting." Dat rite durr is disgustating. See stephanie, susan, flux, q, disgu..

K-a

1. short form for the adjective kick-ass, but doesnt work for the verb kick ass That play was so k-a...

Zombie Paradox

1. The Zombie Paradox is how zombies are supposed to be really weak and slow-moving from all the post-mortem decay... yet are still somehow..

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