The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Alzheimer's

1. Cant remember shit!!!!!!!! tom: y doesnt aunt sally remember me dad: she has alzheimer's, she cant remember shit!!!!! See old ti..

Quewee

1. A group of two or more deerq. Yes, a plural for a plural. Look at the quewee; there are D&D deerq, trading card deerq, and MMORPG ..

Well, Then. We Sail Without Him!

1. Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..

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