The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Yep I Want Chicken

1. when the audio file "nigga stole my bike" from ytmnd is played in reverse, you can clearly hear nigga's sole reason for s..

Aarti

1. An amazing person. Someone who understands you and cares about your feelings. Someone who enjoys having a good time and loves to mingle ..

Krapola

1. noun, denouncing something as negative, or in bad taste They are out of beer, and that is krapola!..

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