The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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D-pryde

1. Russell Gilbert Llantino (born October 13, 1993), better known by his stage names D-Pryde and Dukke, is a 15 year old producer/writer/ra..

Mantenna

1. A man's penis, specifically in the erect position. My mantenna is detecting some estrogen in the area, so I should follow it to fi..

Immzilla

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