The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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1. When your mouth is just too dry from smokin and there is nothing left to do but stick your upper lip to your gums and say this. Thanks ..

Zion Toastie

1. Israeli slang literally meaning 'cock sandwich' (not the chicken kind). He stuffed his zion toastie in her mouth. See cock s..

Clutch Chafing

1. When a fat person changes gear in a car and their legs rub together chafing Clutch Chafing, Your so fat your legs rub together when you..

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