The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Git Box

1. A guitar but when owned by someone who thinks they are cool. From sk8r punk, Blink 182 ect. Hey Billie, what up with the new strings on..

Odrater

1. A social retard OMG, on our first date he gave the rundown re his assets....What an odrater! See retard, retardo, social misfit..

Exploding Sanchez

1. Whenever someone tries to give a dirty sanchez, but fail, making the contents fly everywhere Last night I tried to give my girlfriend a..

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