What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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when a person walks into their house and everyone is dead (family, friends, etc). the mob does it for people who don't pay what the..
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when u tea bag someones eye sockets and then u fart directly into their mouths.
dustin woke up to rajeev giving him an arabian sand sto..
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The most fuckin awesome band in Australia. There are way better songs than Black Betty aswell.. The older albums rock harder than the ne..
