The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Dayslexia

1. The phenomenon in which a person is confused (usually for one day) about which the day of the week it is. "I've got dayslexia..

Ishihara Test

1. A color blindness test, devoloped in Japan using cards to which reveal different patterns to the eyes with normal sight and eyes that ar..

Chunky Jug Muffin

1. A Chunky Jug Muffin is a good looking Fat or Somewhat Fat girl who has Huge TITS!!!! Also known as a CJM Did you see that CJM, she has..

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