The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Toote Frog

1. A small frog only found in opelousas, la. My haffsack got hit by a toote frog..

Vaginal Batteries

1. its when you charge your cunt up yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries See vagina, batteries, vaginal, homie, mom..

Railhawk

1. anal sex so vigorous, that it ultimately ends in the demise of the "railhawkee". Variations include: Mailhawk- a railhawk pe..

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