The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Gangstertastically

1. A Helping verb used to describe an object of any style for any reason. 1. Yo, did you see the new 2007 Escalade? That mug is GANGSTERT..

Inteet

1. Northern UK word, shortened form of "isn't it" That cream's workin' inteet? See init, reet, aye, owt..

Jadine

1. The epitome of sexyness, able to give men hard-ons at 50 paces when she wants to. Gorgeous and with oddly warm skin "wow, that Ja..

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