The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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El Compadre

1. Someone whos your bestest friend and you love them dearly. Even if they dont know what they are talking about. Oh and someone who fuck..

Mwg

1. MID WEST GANGSTERS A GANG CREATED BY THE NOTOURIOUS J-MONEY A RAPPER SLASH GANGSTER KING THERES NOT MUCH THAT WE GET FROM THIS JUST THAT..

Alcohol-induced Frivolity

1. Fun and/or joy induced by alcohol consumption. Used in the TV Series "The Big Bang." After leaving the bar Cheers, Jack and D..

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