What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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A full-time whinger from the British comedy One Foot in the Grave whom anything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong with.
In one ep..
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A saying of the native toung from Durka-Durkastan... also in the Native Toung of Mr. Powers
Durka Durka Laba Jihad!!! Theres Emily Reed..
