The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Pac-man

1. A yellow pizza missing one slice. He apparently has no eyes, lives in the 2nd dimension, has a wife that wears lipstick and a bow, and ..

Dalmations

1. (adj.) a lot, many Originating from the movie 101 Dalmations, in which the dalmations were plentiful. Shortened to "dalmations&quo..

Eat Fish

1. to have sexual intercourse wiv sum1 lol i ate fish last nite See jenna..

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