The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Royce Nickel-nine

1. Royce da 5'9, aka the best rapper in the game right now. Most people think eminem runs detroit but ask anyone in that city and they..

Jerph

1. A jerph is someone who cuts in a conversation, and preteds to know whats going on, usually seeing no harm in what they are doing. Also u..

Nervous Pube Toucher

1. noun. A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles. B) Masturbstor verb. A)masturbating Jims so anx..

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