The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Egermancy

1. An Emergency involving something of germanic origin. There's an egermancy at the sauerkraut stand! See german, sauerkraut, egerma..

Shit Fucking

1. To take a shit so huge, that it feels like your being ass raped My ass is so sore from that shit fucking after we left that mexican res..

Fiya, Fiya

1. Term meaning extraordinary or good in quality; beyond exceptional. That new Jim Jones album was fiya fiya!!!..

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