What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Sometimes a LCD / TFT monitor will have one or more pixels that are not working. These will remain a certain color or be black or white,..
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A gentle breeze exiting your bum, usually fairly silent and smelling like poopie
Charlie: 'sniff sniff'... did you just make ..
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1. A nice little orgy involving three older, overweight men with flacid penises.
2. The most pleasureable thing you will ever see!
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