The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Zard

1. A complete smeghead on quakenet 19:27 <Derobrash> you'd video tape your own mum? 19:27 <zard> done it before 19:27 &..

Humza

1. A very strong but wild cat... A hummer met a zebra...humza! See wildcat, lion, zebra, strong, hummer 2. A very strong and lion heart..

Egglaying Rubber Chicken

1. a 17/18cm rubber chickenthat can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid fi..

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