The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Fauxlaroid

1. Pronounced, fo' lar oid Is a photo framed using the same dimensions as the Polaroid format. A photo framed to look like an old Po..

Zellara

1. Name for a Slut, or whore. Did you see that chick? she's such a zellara. See slut, whore, skank, zellara, chick, bitch..

Up For It

1. (English/Scouse slang) I agree to go ready "You up for going down the pub?" "Yeah mate, im up for it" 2. So ex..

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