The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

C Spot

1. Also another word for the clitoris. Originates from women's magazines like Cosmo. Position his pelvis to where it rubs against you..

Glitter Farter

1. One who farts glitter; homosexual. That Clay Aiken sure is a glitter farter! See gay, homo, rainbows, ryan seacrest..

Argh

1. 1. An exclaimation of annoyance, exasperation, or other negative factor. 2. The sound a made by a stereotypical pirate. see Blah, Bleh..

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