The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Kuniyuki

1. To pretend to be at an event when you actually are not or leave an event without letting anyone know. The disappearance is typically ca..

Sha-wing

1. Made glorious by Wayne's World, it was done in the movie to show a boner coming on (ie: near the total babe Cassandra). Can also ju..

Osiecki

1. I am osieckis skant groupie..We enjoy taking advantage of each other. I understand that he does not love me, and uses me, because after ..

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