The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Yabos Of Steel

1. A breast that has had about 5 or more breast implants that it is so imbeded with Silicon, it is virtualy indestructable. In fact, it ca..

Idiotom

1. 1. An idiom used by an idiot. 2. An idiotic idiom. Girl 1- "A friend in need is a friend indeed." Girl 2-"That's ..

Zaff

1. Zaff (zaf) adj. is used to describe a person who either looks or acts like Fogel, from the movie Superbad, when under the alias McLovin ..

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