The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Long Island Johnson Dipper

1. when a chcik is giving u head it ur wang goes so far down she throws up smief had a long island johnson dipper with willam h masey See..

X~man

1. a guy that is from the bronx Oh dat nigga is a x~man See CT..

Hoe Cracker

1. 1. A slutty white chick 2. One who cracks farming hoes 1. Lindsey Lohan is a Hoe Cracker. 2. The person who broke that guy's hoe..

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