The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Ugah! Toc Toc

1. A form of greeting used by a small number of IRC users. Believed to have originated from a drunken discussion late one April evening *U..

Ass Snot

1. Ass Snot is the flemmy substance discharged, usually with stool, after contracting a stomach flu. This release is one of the last steps..

Nursin

1. To take care of something delicately. Originated from the idea of what a nurse (RN) does. Jack- "Yo Steven why are you nursin that..

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