The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Artifistal Insemination

1. An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand. Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully..

Obamasite

1. Obama supporters who, in one form or fashion, are parasites on society. They are leeches on society and can be anything from parasitic l..

Kazmond

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