What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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When a girl takes a dump, and has turds a large MAN would be proud to have passed.
Damn, that girl is cute, but she had feller turds!
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a personal dig on a friend or enemy, depending on how you say it.
Implying an extreme Blow Job from their sister.
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