The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Vergotaee

1. a person, usually a female, who receives pleasure from a larger than normal size penis. Derived from the spanish root-slang word for pe..

J00ish

1. used to describe anything that is super sux. aka jewish. refers to the religion of judiism which is jewish. don't be so j00ish..

Niggloo

1. The small paper bag that comes with a small container of booze or beer from a package store or convenience store. Somehow magically kee..

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