The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Iroqracy

1. The act of committing a hurtful, and embarrassing blunder or error, and through ironic and hypocritical means, blaming others for it. M..

Quistaciatomic

1. to rip a phone book in half with your mind shove both haves into a girls vagina and then have sex with the back of your leg i quistacia..

Elwood

1. 1. A very small school district in New York. Nothing really of interest. 2. Boring 3. "The worst fucking place to grow up" ..

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