The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Canpoo

1. poopie in a can canpoo smells like shit <no derrr> See poopie..

W00tah

1. an exclamatory word simalar to "hurray." Also the most kick-ass web-site in the history. I just got laid, w00tah! See kyle..

Kongism

1. N.(singular) A statement, not necessarily entirely fact, presented with confidence and authority. Often said by, but not exclusive to th..

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