The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Rhinopicasso

1. Californicating Male Artist that lives for painting, learning, music, and female beauty. " RhinoPicasso, he's a Artist,he&apo..

Napper

1. slang word for the head. "i just took a bulletin the napper" See head, napper, noggin, top, noodle 2. Short form of kidnap..

Viagerm

1. 1. a vaginal infection. 2. pants "i like the viagerms your wearing" "fuck you" See virus, pants, spoons, vaginas..

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