What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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noun
1) Aggressive redneck dickheads with an IQ marginally higher than their temperatures. Queenslanders tend to consume a shitty bee..
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See happienate. It's the opposite.
I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious pl..
