The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Zogm

1. A term having evolved from the origin 'omg'. 'Omg' turned into 'Zomg', and was further warped into 'Z..

Back It Up Slow

1. the act of a girl wanting anal sex. i want you so bad but i'm on the ragso just let me back it up slow. See tungsten..

Demarchitalism

1. n. A hybrid form of economic and social ideologies, demarchitalism contains elements of democracy, anarchy, and capitalism. demarchital..

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