The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Pukeiform

1. A very unstylish or distastefully colored uniform, in particular marching band uniforms. It's normally used in band-nerd speak. &..

Jourdane

1. A lying jerk who tells girls he loves them but dont give a shit about them who just wants pussy and cant get any cause hes a ugly asshol..

Kick In The Door

1. to run into a party or room acting like you gonna kill somebody lets kick in the door, were gonna kick in the door at the dance tonight..

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