The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Matuna

1. i dont think the world is ready for the definition.. okay.if you insist..a skinny..boobless..shyt for brains..THING..not human..not anim..

Kangaroo Shit

1. The practice of pooping while hovering over the toilet. Ahh damnit! This toilet has shit all over it! I guess I'll just have to ka..

Greasy Haired Nut Grabber

1. A reallllly fucking gay man with greasy hair who likes to hit on his neighbors and touch them frequently Brian Smith is a greasy haired..

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