The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Dank Buds

1. the prettiest pot ever seen that shit is straight DANK 2. 1.) sweet sweaty Philippina nipples 2.) small wads of toilet paper stuck t..

Mersa Slap

1. when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their ey..

I Feeyabro

1. I feel you, brother. Similar to: "I hear ya", "I heard dat", or "I smell what you're cookin'"..

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