The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Uberly

1. to the extreme see uber joe : i have like 10 bug bites rita : that`s like uberly gayy 2. hella, alot, many...etc person 1 "50..

Verbatim Fan

1. the guy or girl at the concert who (annoyingly) knows every single word to every single song and feels the absolute NEED to sing out lou..

Swankyspanky

1. Awesome, cool, sexy, hott, etc. Damn, that girl with bleach blonde hair in da mall was swankyspanky. See swanky, spanky, cool, awesome..

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