The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Bo Bice

1. A deeply depressed ex-American-Idol-runner-up who fails at selling typical country music so now probably works at like a pet store or a ..

Gadoo

1. smoke a blunt, doobie, joint, also to fuck the living shit out of a girl or to pull a ty on that ho. Bro, are they gadooing it out the..

Vena

1. fun lovin' sexy milf that makes you horny enough to beg her favors and run screamin' in an emotional meltdown cause you'r..

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