The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Jewmocracy

1. A gang of Jews totally reliant on money, bagels, and Chuck Norris. This Jewmocracy is suck, they hoggin' all the bagels. This sh..

1. Short for George W. Bush, the Prez "W is as dumb as a tree stump" See birdie 2. George W. Bush Coke snorter, pot smoker, ..

Ibn Sharmoota

1. son of a whore... in arabic Get your hands off me anta IBN SHARMOOTA!!! See whore, sharmoota, son of a bitch, bastard..

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