The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Iohef

1. A sound that a platypus makes, commonly heard during the mating season. (Or ocassionally the hunting season, which has givin rise to the..

1. noun. fear monger. Inordinatly stupid man who when given great power becomes frightening. # 1 Player in the "Axis of Evil"..

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