The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

The Smizz

1. the smizz iz having sex with a goat with herpes. parrot done the smizz in the field behind my house. See the smizz, goat, field, parro..

Quambo

1. A general expression of badness, similar to using gayin the slang sense. Quambo! That's a quambo combo. That's fucking quam..

Lady Jam

1. Lady Jam (pronounced "Lay Dee Jam") is a slang term for menstrual blood that originated in the south-east of England. See Jam..

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