What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their ey..
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I feel you, brother.
Similar to: "I hear ya", "I heard dat", or
"I smell what you're cookin'"..