The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Metal Sonic

1. A deadly, Robotic incarnation of Sonic the Hedgehog with Terminator-like Powers. He speaks in a Monotonous voice that suits his wicked p..

Yer So Gay

1. Im a 12 year old kid who cant think of a better insult well... yer so gay See Takashi..

Eat Sushi

1. Perform oral sex on a woman. The last time I was with Keshia, all she wanted me to do was eat the sushi...

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