The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Idkw2tu

1. Online acronym for "I Don't Know What To Tell You" You: My fingers are too small. Me: idkw2tu See online, acronym, im,..

Inpreganated

1. in the process of getting pregnant bruce inpreganated roo..

Pancho Villa Slip N' Slide

1. When 2 spanish people have raunchy sex on a child's slip-n-slide, while it's in use by children. Stacey started crying when J..

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