The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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W.p.t.

1. white people's time - an event starting on time versus starting late. w.p.t. time versus c.p.t. which is colored people's tim..

Blanketfuck

1. A term explaining when everyone in a group gets reamedin the ass Everyone on our shift had to stay 5 hours extra. We were completely b..

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