The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Hacked Off

1. pissed off, angry, frustrated. What's the matter with Bob, he sounds hacked off?..

Qwn3d

1. same as 0wn3d once 1 photoshopped 4kb4rz face on the picture, i truly knew the post had been Qwn3d. 1. same as 0wn3d once 1 photosho..

Joyjoyfultherabbit

1. A user on deviantArt who abuses spazbot's *urbandict command. JoyJoyfulTheRabbit: "*urbandict you" spazbot: " you&..

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