What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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1. A wingless, mentally challenged, small bird, hunted for sporting purposes. (n)
2. Awkward in appearance and movement, similar to the..
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The sweet, sweet nectar milked from a plump vagina. The characteristically salty dew is often milked from a tasty looking snoot snout in..
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something that you think is really great
Did you see those anaglyph Google Earth simulations?
Yeah! Neato Jets!
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