The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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W.o.o.m.b.

1. An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss. Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..

Eurape

1. 1. The policy, widely practised by computer and video game companies, of releasing systems and titles to European markets substantially ..

Ditcher

1. a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not in..

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