The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Niggatastic Boots

1. when a person speeds up and passes you sparatically Fuck Ricy Craven and his niggatastic boots! See nigga, niggatastic, racing, bitch,..

Yahoot

1. An expresion telling somebody to: feel free; help yourself "Hey, could I have some more cake?" "Yahoot" See yeah,..

Pasquatta

1. Noun: Another slang for a womans magical lady parts. Originating from a drunken mexico trip with several teenagers. That bitch at the..

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