What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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An extremely terrifying and unrivaled punch which instantly knocks out the opponent.
She used the bynum knuckle on her abusive boyfrien..
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i ate chyo penis
hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+nes..
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An assortment of hickeys, usually around the neck, which are displayed, much to the dismay of everyone that has a maturity level of more..
