The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Zigazigah

1. i like your socks a lot i really really wanna zigazigah See happy, sad, mean, cool, blah..

Van Mundegaarde

1. The main man of Strongbad of homestarrunner as seen in his "2 years" episode. Hang on Ediment, Just for the record My main ma..

Quilburto

1. a tasty invisible taco witch is spicy and delicious That quilburto was kickass pass me another! See Jim 1. a tasty invisible taco wi..

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