The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Lady Luck

1. Course, fate, fortune, or destiny. It was Lady Luck that he won at the blackjack tables. 2. I female in your life that you are very l..

Zippigation

1. When one catches himself in his fly, usually after being to a urinal. When in Public toilet: A: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" B: &q..

Bum-ling-aling

1. 'A piece of shit' 'Your a piece of bum-ling-aling' You smell like bum-ling-aling' See dingleberry, winard, s..

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