The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Neo-con

1. Short for Neo-Conservative. Neo-con freepers ahoy! Load up the 12 gague with rock salt. See Slagathor 2. invincible on the home fron..

Les Is More

1. Meaning the same as "less is more," but with a Man vs. Wild vs. Survivorman twist. Les Stroud, star of Survivorman, has an ad..

End-of-the-millenium Bullshit

1. the wave of excessive bullshit that dominated everything during the fucking PC 90s, especially the second half. In 1993, ABC TV aired a ..

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