The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Ultra Nerd

1. A nerd who is truly beyond redemption. The kind of nerd that other nerds make fun of. You read the Halo novels? What kind of Ultra Nerd..

Rotflmfas

1. rolling on the foor laughing my fucking ass off i heard the funiest thing the other day and it mae me rotflmfas See lol, rotflol, lmfo..

Hoodiecore

1. 1. a person who wears a hoodie everyday or almost everyday, with or without the hood up. 2. a person who owns 16 or more hoodies and we..

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