What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Term for a trouble maker or a mischief; commonly used among pirates
The rapscalian was cast off the ship by the wily pirate.
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Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.
Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.
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Short for "You Fucking Bastardwith a Small Penis"
Kieran, Yofubwismap!..