The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Tabloidshipping

1. also called Kaibacest, tabloidshipping is the slash-y pairing between the two Kaiba brothers, Seto and Mokuba Tabloidshipping is my fav..

Zl-1

1. The solution to all the mustangs lovers out there that say, "Camaros are faster than mustangs but not mustang saleens and GT 500.&q..

Goonsquadbandit

1. (GSB)~GOON~SQUAD~BANDITS we dat tight ass clicc fuccin up all pussy ass slobs fucc dem pussy ass slobs K~SWISS ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!!! GSB..

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