The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Millbury

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Raring

1. 1. something that you eagerly want to do or experience. 2. an event that you anxiously await, full of anticipation and you look forward..

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