The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Zaradouchious

1. "Z-AIR-UH-DO-SHE-US" Adjective. 1.The act of being a complete douche. 2. Seeming to be someone's friend and then talking ..

Last Summer

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Quim Trim

1. n. 1. where pubic hair around the vagina is shaped in a distinct way 2. an insult aimed at highlighting the similarities between a rub..

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