The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Musigasm

1. A feeling of heightened euphoriathat comes when jamminincredible tunes. The deep bass of Amanda Palmer's voice makes Sara musigasm..

Irrits

1. shortened version of irritation: feelings of irritation.. a scratchy annoyance.. like mild diarrhoea.. "you're giving me the..

Badonkadoinker

1. Ass. She want's you to badonk her in the Badonkadoinker...

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