The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Lampright

1. A person that is a jerk. the origin of lampright is unknown. but the horrible actions are never forgotten. Sam: Did you see that asshol..

Hogly

1. A truly ugly woman. This is a contraction of "homely" and "ugly". Attributed to some stoner movie where the guy says..

Fidna

1. about to, 'fixing to' 'im fidna fuck you up'..

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