The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Ass Pelt

1. An extremely hairy man ass Oh I don't like body hair; I could never be with someone that has an ass pelt. (Wax your ass pelt) See..

Horse Mouf Bitch

1. When a bitch gotta mouf dat look like it should be ona horse. When she laugh it sound like a donkey! Cristina and her horse mouf bitch ..

Ryan Rupert

1. This two part word can bebe used as an adjective to describe an extremely enormous cock, it can also be used as a noun for a person who ..

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