The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Quailumpulent

1. Insubstantial; unstable. 1) The nuclear core will become quailumpulent if allowed to rise in temperature. 2)Wet quailumpulent toilet p..

Doggelty

1. To take down a dog, much like a football tackle and rope his legs up like a hog-tie. Sanchez, please promise his legs will be out of th..

Pube Basket

1. Hand woven from one's grown out pubic hairs or from hair donated to 'Curls of Care'. They are hand woven for home decor ..

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