What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Wiener wrapped in a biscuit.
Joe came over for dinner and nibbled on a trouser snack. "My oh my, may I have another?"
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