The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Fandanglery

1. Fandanglery is describes the sound of ballsacks. Stop all that fandanglery..

Kryberg

1. That act of crying over a bitch on three different phones namely a crack whore slut bag. whaaaah whaaaah whaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!! No..

Elahi

1. To be arrogant or a one-upper. Always has a better story or has done something you've done, only better. Very boastful Man I had ..

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