What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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A room in Habbo Hotelthat resembles a pixelated pesenation center (a stage and an audience) where the same drab deadbeat avatars or &quo..
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see santa ana, california.
guy 1: dude there are so many mexicans in santa ana it's not even funny.
guy 2: shut up fucker. those..
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An averagely attractive member of the opposite sex.
Look at her, she's just an average basher.
See average, basher, sex, attracti..
