The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Qftr

1. Quoted For The Record or Quoting For The Record QFTR - Quoting a post on a internet chat board 'for the record' so the quote ..

In The Pipe

1. Following a relatively safe corridor through enemy anti-aircraft fire. Often used in conjuction with 5 by 5, meaning that the craft in q..

Zettler

1. n. an insensitive male who is an extreme tool. He is insensitive, pompous, arrogant, narcissistic, and can't take a hint. In additi..

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