The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Quadmate

1. A person who is living in a quad-style dorm; similar to a roommate. A quadmate lives in the other room of the quad while a roommate live..

Did You Get That Done In Guatemala Or Something?

1. what you say to someone who is victim to bad plasatic surgery "did you get your boobs done in guatemala or something?" &apos..

Vera Bradley

1. A line of handbags and accessories produced by the Vera Bradley company. Founded by Patricia Miller and Barbara Bradley-Baekgaard (whos..

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