The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Jeah Boi

1. a verbal cue of encouragement used by a bro to congratulate the level of hardness (masculinity) that another bro has. Usually follows o..

Basic Training

1. an ordeal that enlisted persons entering the military must endure, which is the systematic deconstruction of simple civilian ways to a a..

Hump Didley Dump

1. This word is often used in anger or in an 'Oh Well' moment. "I'm bleeding to death, <b>hump didley dump</b..

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