The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

You're A Bird

1. generally a insult to people on computer games. May be used against friends to insult sexuality. 1) (call of duty 4 chat) "Hey gu..

Hermae

1. A Greek statue common during the 4th century BC. Hermai consist of a head on top of a four sided plain pillar with the exception of a ph..

Braeby

1. A whining baby. Or someone who complains all the time. Also known as a Cry Baby. Will you stop being such a braeby? See cry baby, whin..

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