The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

9/11 Tourette's

1. A neurological disorder that is characterized by invoking the tragic events of September 11, 2001 in places where they don't belong..

Kipeo

1. Kipeo-means the same as "word" chet-"you comin cracka?" wade-"kipeo mayne." See word, yea, yeah, ya, ye..

Quoff

1. Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof). noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k..

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