The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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International Space Station

1. Occurs when two women simultaneously perform the "space docking" manuever. Doing so involves the "ass-to-puss" posit..

Knighto

1. 1.A Knightsbridge party 2.To throw a knighto 3.To throw a party at knightsbridge oval when there are no parties around 1."Alex b..

B-double E- Double R-u-n

1. BEER RUN!! a concept in which alchohol is limited at a party and/or kickback. And a few drunken individuals decide to go to a Circle K o..

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