The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Yupping

1. 1. saying yes to something 2. used to reiterate what one was saying yes to 3. saying yup to something "hey! you just agreed!"..

Ashfault

1. A word meaning the same as assfault but said ashfault. Origin: Michigan Koper: Do you guys race on dirt or ashfault Rayce: Dirt See ..

11 Up 3 Down

1. ate up, word used in us military as a to say that and indvidual is not to standard or is really mess up. "hay guy, 11 up 3 down!&q..

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