The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Quiet Guy Effect

1. The akward silence followed by hostility that quieter guys experience when talking to a girl. However, if a more outspoken guy says the ..

Latina

1. Hot, sexy and sensual chicks who have the nicest asses, nice curves everywhere and look good in everything and best of all...black hair ..

+[___]::

1. an emoticon that resembles a sony PSP dude, the (+___::) is awsome See psp, playstation, sony, portable, device..

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