The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Goben

1. A bitch who sleeps in class all day and drools on his book. He also gets rewarded gas cards for driving like a pussy. He has no girlfrie..

Pee Girl

1. When an older guy fucks a young girl, usually a virgin and during the act she pees. Think Senior with a Freshman. I'm sick of thes..

Cutcher

1. a stout, emotionally derived person with outlandish religious beliefs that pushes said beliefs on other persons. Often has no friends be..

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