The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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W00t

1. An expression of joy and excitement. I just got an A on my test. w00t! 2. w00t was originally an acronym for "we owned other te..

Ultra-right Wing

1. A bunch of fagswho think George Bushis going a good job. They usually are sexually attracted to the transvestite Anne Coulter. They us..

Hobosexuel

1. Hobosexuels live on the street and can often be found sleeping on benches with newspaper hats on. These class of people are called hobos..

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