The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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1. Naked lady (:) ]=Head ==Neck B=Boobs >= Private Part O___o == Leqs LMA0! i like alote of (:])=B=>= See naked, lady, tits, &..

Undercover Freak

1. The girl that appears to be perfect to all adults, but she is really a cock slut. I got a girl who is an undercover freak so mother doe..

Egregious

1. Conspicuously offensive. The only definition there is. Jeez Louise, that genocide in Darfur sure is egregious to those of us who respec..

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