The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Uko

1. A crazy person who might eat you while you are a sleep. Don't get too close to him...he is a uko See uko, ukko, uke..

Red Deer

1. city between calgaryand edmontonin alberta. lots of sluts (more than calgary). the college is 75% women! woo! terrible nightlife, ju..

Big Mouth

1. used in reference to somebody who likes to spread gossip, or who cannot keep a secret His ex-girlfriend told everyone that he had a sma..

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