The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Jockage

1. Extreme chafing of the boxers or briefs against ones inner thighs from walking around all day. 1. Damn, bro... I have the worst jockage..

Thannos

1. Proper name of Norse (midgardian) mythology meaning Powerful and Noble..

K-dub

1. the rap name of Kendra Wilkinson (from the Girls Next Door) Yo yo yo! Wat up G's? Its K-Dub! See k, dub, kendra, playboy, wilkins..

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