The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Hip Hop Haters

1. Usually are Rock fans who say Hip Hop is ONLY about the "Rims, money, women" shit. They act like they know Hip Hop when they d..

Oily

1. being extremely drunk. Man, last weekend, i was oily as fuck! See drunk, wasted, gone, out of it 2. A cigarette. From the Cockney rh..

Zoomie Zoomie

1. A drinking gameinvolving a group of people (preferrably in a circle, or other circular shape) who clap in unison and chant the song, &qu..

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