The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Queeves

1. Term coined to represent the plural of the word queef. Invented by Neil Lobo, a proud initiate of the GNAA. I stepped into the lesbian..

Eryn

1. hott girl who everyone wants to be, obsessive love for hott boys sex goddess she was such an eryn everyone wanted to be her See erin..

Castrission

1. San Francisco: The neighborhood that lies between the Castro and the Mission. "OMG. I saw the cutest boy!!!" "ORLY? Whe..

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