What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Random Words:
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Super cool, almost to cool to desribe.
That ride was so ushklanstien!..
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Slang for lice on or in your pubic hair region.
Justine and Richy couldn't stop scratching themselves because their african crotch..
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a store like build a bear. but not.
lets go to builda dilda, the dog ate mine.
See dog, ate, mine, lets, go, to..
