The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Vishy Voshy

1. A orange colored fruit smoothie that enhances the pleasure of sexual intercourse. Sluts carry them around. Guy: just ain't feeling..

Piques

1. a girl who is so gorgeous that she will literally stop you mid-step from across the room, and who is so smart that she will say cute qui..

Aye You Mole

1. Friendly greeting used only amongst friends. You enter the bar and see your mate in the corner sipping on the beer. Your greeting woul..

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