The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Mamadoo

1. A term of endearment for stay at home moms. Also, a term for pregnant multi-tasking types. That Mrs. Duggar is a freakin mamadoo! Or ..

Newberg

1. A town in Oregon that is filled with fucktards and skanky sluts. It reeks of failure and marijuana. Most men in this town have tiny dick..

Guasca

1. An umpleasant manner for saying cum semenor goo in Argentina. Ayer a la noche llene la cama de guasca. Last night i filled up the bed ..

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