The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Mcgarr

1. the act obtaining ones end via an ethically shady act. also a synonym for corruption and laziness. 1. that enterprise bargaining agree..

Picturefriend

1. Someone hot you added as a friend on Myspace or Facebook solely for the reason of looking at their pictures, presumably for self-pleasur..

Pussyballs

1. A word used to describe yourself or someone else when something embarrassing happens, usually while playing video games. "Did you ..

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