The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Romanian Surprise

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Zohra

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Cheeksneak

1. When a girl is wearing a skirt or shorts that reveal the under-curve of her asscheek she is offering a cheeksneak. When a girl moves or..

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