The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Help Over The Fence

1. When you have sex with an animal. "That chick likes to help horses over the fence." (help over the fence) See sex, fuck, ani..

Eraspy

1. (ee-rasp-ee) When something is hard to grasp or understand, and/or hard to explain. "The lesson was eraspy" See grasp, und..

Orgbanglicious

1. beyond sexy/hot Robert Pattinson is soooo orgbanglicious!!!!!!! See hot, sexy, bangin, delicious, gorgeous..

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