The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Kneebone Moment

1. A moment of extreme triumph, or celebration, over the unlikeliest of odds, involving a 'heroic stance', firmly planted legs, h..

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1. indicates rolling eyes joe: i just won the lottery bob: <.> w/eu say See :p, w/e, ^.^, ^-^, :)..

N.d.i.a

1. Abbreviation for 'Nuts Deep In Ass' Brent went out for a drink on the weekend and ended up getting N.D.I.A with the coffee du..

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