What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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The worst possible STI/STD to contract. Even worse than AIDs
"Ahh man, I just got zarkybidia off Ralphis"
See zarkybidia, ai..
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When something has gone horribly wrong.
Its all gone up the bummy.
See up, bum, bummy, wrong, bottom, Lily..
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When your eyes adjust to the night time so you can see more clearly. After turning off the lights in your room it appears to be very dar..
