The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Vendeezy

1. Slang for vending machine "Dude I'm thristy! Lets go to the vendeezy" See vendeezy, vend, deezy, vending machine..

Fucknigga

1. A weak ass pussy! Someone who talks but doesn't back it up. A poser, a lame, a bitchboy. Friend 1 - Man that fucknigga kept talkin..

Efnet

1. An Internet Relay Chat network. A place where the geeks and freaks hang out. For more info see also IRC. See St1..

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