The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Honeymoon

1. Basically a holiday after ones wedding, purely for sex in a foriegn country. "We had our best sex on our honeymoon" See wedd..

Quink Eye

1. pink eye but insted of u getting farted in ur eye some girl queefs in ur eye. aw dam bailey u just gave me quink eye See queef, +, pin..

Queerballs Gayburg

1. The name for anyone who has been exposed to a large amount of gaydiation. A gayger counter is needed to detect the presence of anyone c..

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