What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Those likely to become brainwashed.
David Koresh had a full load of brain laundry.
See brainwashed, mouth-breather, believer, rube..
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Someone who steals felch from a gay man's ass; by either licking or sucking the orifice dry. Afterwards, the thief gargles the felc..
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Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.
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