The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

%-:o

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Dundry

1. an expression of the lacklustre and unremarkable, not to mention boring, qualities of a person, thing or event. if a thing is dundry i..

Fork You

1. The same as fuck you but less harsh I told that bitch to go "fuck herself" and she said "fork you"! See fuck, you,..

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