The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Graspulus

1. the painful act of grabbing a womans boobs until they explode. nuff said. See Reed..

Drop The Science

1. To effectively flirt, charm, and attract a woman, or person of the opposite sex. Hold on Matti, I'm going to drop the science on t..

Jemo

1. A Japanese emo. They look cooool... Is that dude with the fringe over half his face an emo? No way, that's a Jemo! Gotta love the..

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