The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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11215

1. Park Slope's area code. People who live in this are include: People who walk around with nothing better to do, people who know wher..

Leepoletz

1. Pronounced "lee-pole-tz." This occurs when, after staying up all night performing important tasks, a man, due to fatigued judg..

Jeni

1. Jeni is the latin root for SPARKALICIOUS. It's the art of being fabulous, beautiful, and amazingly witty. "shit-bitch, that ..

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