The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Motomonstruction

1. verb. The act of riding a motorcycle in such a way that it builds a monstrous faith in one's own skills and furthers their abilitie..

Jentish

1. Jentish /Jen-tish/ (Adj.) Describing someone of an evil nature. "Teacher, Scott is being awfully Jentish to me today~! He stole my..

Jaybird

1. That magical and poorly-understood state between a flaccid and fully erect penis. A jaybird exhibits a trademark curved and drooping dem..

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