The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Hammy Ham

1. 1) Slang term refering to a hermaphrodite. First used in the Metro to describe the Bar Beaver, then transferred as the actual name of a ..

Ass Bass

1. A fart that makes a deep booming noise like a subwoofer. The following is an example of ass bass: Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer o..

Yellowed

1. When one's personal item or property is engulfed in a yellow substance that often turns snow yellow I yellowed on Pete's car ..

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