What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump.
I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intesti..
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In a nut shell means manipulate. This is how non articulate people say it. I have heard it a million times, yes people really do say it ..