The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Knobcicle

1. An insult. Derived from the word "knob" "You're such a knobcicle" See knob, icicle, knobcicle, nob..

Talene

1. To be of high intelligence, and extreme hotness. Wow, how awesomely awesome is Talene?! See Rachel 2. A cancerous growth on society...

You On Crack!

1. when someone says something that doesn't make sense or is just stupid, you say YOU ON CRACK to show how stupid they sound "he..

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