The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?


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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral


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Random Words:

1. A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain See hung, genitals, large, endowed..
1. To go and have a wank, aka rip one out Ill be back in a sec lads, im off to chop a cog See wank, masturbate, larret, pull, toss..
1. Cum, spunk, semen or love juice. "I found Nightcream all over the sheets" 2. nocturnal emission I woke in a pool of jism, ..