The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Qwerd

1. A word first used by a certain cs tutor to annoy and torment those around him. Unfortunately no one noticed. Qwerd! Qwerd? Qwerd. 1. ..

Yush

1. the absolute equivelant to yes. *Kyle* "Hey, are you going straight home?" *You* "Yush, ofcourse!" 2. Cute Slang...

Zeldagrass

1. A word for anything "cool" or "hip". The word "Zelda" dating back to the Legend of Zelda Series, and "..

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