The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Idiosynchronicity

1. It sounds a lot like "idiosyncrasy", so you sound intelligent while fleecing the manager. "Idiosynchronicity" refe..

Harbidge

1. generally used to describe a mancunian charva with a slaggy disposition and sexual preferences that range from the ' pink sock&apos..

Elidecelis

1. rentboy, male who often regularly performs sexual favours for elderly women or males of any age in exchange for rent and/or board. Wil..

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