What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Someone whos your bestest friend and you love them dearly.
Even if they dont know what they are talking about.
Oh and someone who fuck..
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Fun and/or joy induced by alcohol consumption. Used in the TV Series "The Big Bang."
After leaving the bar Cheers, Jack and D..