The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Pucher

1. When a man shits and farts from his penis. The male version of a queef. "The old man in 302 just puchered" See pucher, shit..

Usaga'd

1. To be raped in the ass by nine STD infested prison guards --- all at the same time. Jesse got USaGa'd, and Coal laughed at him for..

Zaira

1. 1. A princess goddess from Honduras 2. Goddess worshiped by men all over the world. 3.Muse of light for female followers, Goddess of w..

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