The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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1. The adult male Scrotum. Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag." Julie looked like ..

Idm

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The Beatles

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