The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Otl

1. Korean emoticon expressing desperation /disappointment. (an image of a man kneeling down with both hands to the ground) O = head T = ..

Virtual Food

1. Imaginary food that, were it real, would be sent virtually from one friend to another, ie. via email. JohnSTAR says: God, I'm hun..

Jamaal

1. an extremely gangsta black guy who is often seen in the more "colourful" areas pimpin them hoes an bustin caps in the 5-0 &qu..

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