The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Anamacrombi

1. To patronize someone without throwing stones at them Due to an abundant amount of anamacrombi, the young boy was unfairly treated...

Founk

1. a very flexible word that can be used to express remorse, sorry, happiness, or joy $1 Big Mac FOUNKKKKKKKKKK it's over!!!!!!..

W00tage

1. An exclamation of joy, derived from w00t; or something containing a high level of w00t. <kmj> w00tage! I finally got my thingy ou..

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