The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Analstrip

1. The part of the runway where the rear end of aeroplane touches down first When we landed in Spain we touched down on the analstrip inst..

Vocabulary

1. Those words that we speak "My vocabulary is.... um... yeah..." 2. The words, riffs, moves, notes, experiences, or songs tha..

Asscrack Conisoure

1. a man who partakes in all types of gaydom he was an asscrack conisoure(he takes it in his bum). See ass, asscrack, blumpkin..

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