The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Nig Stick

1. A Black and Mild cigar You may think that nig stick smells and tastes great, but I think it smells like scummy ass See black, mild, bl..

Uddle

1. A word which is a combination of google, which is a search engine duh!and ud, which is short for Urban Dictionary. To uddle means to se..

Cubicle Land

1. Corporate slang for the office environment, as a whole. Cubical Land is a notional concept of any office space where an employee typi..

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