The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Puertormonkeyrican

1. 1. What came out when a Puertorican tried to say, "I'm gonna get my Puerto-Mother-Freakin' Mack on tonite baby!!!" ..

Od'ing

1. when you've gone too far. In effect to 'overdose' on a joke or yourself. Yo man you're OD'ing..

Masturquake

1. The cumulative effect of all internet users masturbating, making the ground shake. "Did you feel the masturquake after that video ..

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