The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Nosir

1. The act of preventing another car from cutting into your lane during heavy traffic. I'm trying to get into the left lane, but this..

Isgid

1. an acryonym for "I'm so goth i'm dead" lame teenagers who try to over do a pathetic attempt of trying to be goth S..

Yardwork

1. the opposite of litework yo, that test was yardwork See hard, impossible, difficult, yags..

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