What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.
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A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.
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Joel Turner was an entry for the first Australian Idol. Although rejected by the judges, he still was recognized and performed his beatb..
