What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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a really dumb person.
ussually has the name of mike peirce.
eat good chinede food in china.....ts+dogs = mooshoo chicken!!
See joe..
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A form of Music Snob that believes metal is the only music worth listening to, and that he/she was the first to ever know of it. Usually..
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That is a mighty sword.
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*Stab*..
