The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Hung Like John Wayne Bobbitt

1. Penis cut off with knife. Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt! See bobbitt, cut, lorena, rape..

W0ot

1. The l337 version of woot woot w0ot dawg i am teh pwn..

In The Poop!

1. A place where failure is the only known option; ultimate failure; Loserville. "Hey, loser! I'm taking your winning streak, sh..

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