The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Pole Hoe

1. The stripper that refuses to give lap dances, or dance in front of you. Instead, she dances on the pole, and watches you out of the corn..

Gudger

1. 1) A very slow moving or sloth like person. An individual who is always arriving much later than anticipated. 2) an unofficial measurem..

Vasantham

1. A good trustworthy Hindi friend She is sure one heck of a vasantham See Kara..

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