The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Easy Trick

1. Noun. 1. A john (customer of a prostitute) who is easy to deal with, is gentle and does not request dangerous, painful, kinky or diffic..

Raven

1. The girl from Teen Titans who doesn't wear pants. Anyone got some Raven hentai? See Raptor 2. 1. The bringer of magic 2. The m..

Herpegonosyphilitis

1. The worst of all sexually transmitted diseases. The herpes simplex virus with added genetic coding from the gonorrhea bacterium, allowin..

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