The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Urgel

1. to wound an adversary (for instance stab them) and then sexually violate them through that very wound. were one to come across a livin..

Jewish Bank Roll

1. when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives. I b..

Znaty

1. Means Idiot. Used among English soldiers. That Sergeant is a Znaty. See idiot, fool, jerk, moron..

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