The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Volkdaddy

1. 1. A grown up merf who still smells dirty panties and has a chin like jay leno and strongly resembles the father in the Incredibles 2. ..

Solve Our Problem

1. smoke weed its 420, time to solve our problem See weed, ganja, marijuana, grass, reefer..

Lunatik

1. a FUCKING NEWBIE ASS BITCH AT Cs. i would never want to be a 'lunatik' 2. a h4x0r. enough said.. newb that owns kancel, ..

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