What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Latin for "Let's Go Cubs". It can be found on a sign outside of Wrigley Field.
"Have you seen the sign at Wrigley F..
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A concept where media, policy, thought, etc...focuses solely on America and all things American while failing to account for or purposel..