The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Jockin Haters

1. talkin crap about people hatin on you that dude got jumped cuz he was jockin haters and someone heard him. See jockin, haters, gossip,..

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1. A noob in the video game world spelled in 1337 speak . A noob is an unexperianced/sucky gamer. || = N 0=o |3=B. ||00|3: Whats going on,..

Blex

1. British, Northern chav word for a condom I would have shagged her but I didn't have 3 dollar for a blex See Richard..

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