The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Biscuited

1. Drunk, Hammered, Wasted, Plastered, Drunk again. awww m8 i was well biscuited last night See biscuit, biscuited, drunk, hammered, plas..

Oak Ridge High School

1. the only high school in a hick town of 27 thousand people, surrounded on three sides by churches where students go during lunch to light..

Zipponer

1. The lump that may appear in your pants crotch area when you sit down in a certain manner pushing the top and bottom parts of your fly to..

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