The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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You're Fired!

1. 1. An exclamation of frustration, dejection, or contempt directed at the cause of those feelings. 2. An exclamation used to communicate..

Plaxing

1. unintentionally hurting oneself. (see Plaxico Burress) Man 1: John is such a clutz Man 2: Seriously, he's always plaxing himsel..

Audi 5000

1. An adjective desribing one or more people who intend on leaving a particular place. Audi's model 5000 sedan was plagued with a pro..

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