The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Yoga Ball

1. Pronun key: (Yoh-gah-ball) Noun 1.A giant rubber ball, used for Yoga, a type of exercise, in which they bend, and flew over the ball, ..

Brawskee

1. brawskee=bro but its like on steriods so its kooler trust me "thanks bro" would become "thankz brawskee" See bro, ..

Vag-in-a-can

1. A slippery rubber vagina stuffed into a tin for ones perverted pleasure :P Johnny says to his Friend Sidney "Hey man , i havent ha..

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