The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Postprandial

1. Following a meal...like cornbread. "Is Kervin sleeping again?!" "Yeah, that fool's got the postprandialitis."..

Zuga

1. Another name for marijuana, used in the 70's - 80's. Don't steal my lighter and use it to smoke zuga. See pot, weed, zo..

Vamos A La Playa

1. vamos a la playa means lets go to the beach. it is commonly used for no reason. *shopper in store* Do you guys sell Plywood? *salesma..

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