The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Urbanblue

1. Having one of those days when absoltely nothing goes right, and you feel a right idiot at the end of the day! God, today has been such ..

Fat Nugs

1. large bud usualy bought from the weed store dude i got an eighth of fat nugs from the clnic, See weed, chronic, og kush, kush, bong..

Redneckness

1. Quality of being a redneck. West Virginia Residents See Nixon..

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