What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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1.
A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis
That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain
See hung, genitals, large, endowed..
1.
To go and have a wank,
aka rip one out
Ill be back in a sec lads, im off to chop a cog
See wank, masturbate, larret, pull, toss..
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Cum, spunk, semen or love juice.
"I found Nightcream all over the sheets"
2.
nocturnal emission
I woke in a pool of jism, ..
