What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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some disfigured or beat up pussy
Get you some of that GINGLY GANGLY BOY!
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Meaning (u)rban (got) (dict)ionary. The act of having one of your submissions to the urban dictionary rejected only to see it appear lat..
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1. A facial urine excretion
2. Golden shower.
"Omg! That girl is recieving a jessica zhang!!"
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