The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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S.v.a.

1. Standard vagrancy agreement. A mutual, often unsigned but nonetheless pivotal piece of excellent bureaucracy. The SVA defines the accept..

Neglector

1. neglector: function: noun one who is so caught up with their own shit (as if court proceedings are a legit excuse) that they fail to p..

Eskimo Pipeline

1. When a fucking human being freezes his or her turd and uses it for a dildo the next day. The Eskimo Pipeline is really fucking gay and ..

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