What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.
I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my da..
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(Not quite sure what pretense this goes under) A popular phrase used by jackasses in half-assed fake Executive E-mails to de-fame or moc..
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Getting an orgasm while traveling. Generally one person is driving while reaching over to finger fuck the other, but any act of O-ing wh..
