The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Ueb

1. Unexplained Boner. A boner that comed up unexpectdley. Walking in the mall and lookind down at your shoe and realizing you have a ueb. ..

Carrotman

1. is a gay giant carrot who wears tights. Carrotman is gay and works at maccas. See maccas, gay, carrot, regan..

W3c

1. Without W3C there would be no Internet. Possibly the greatest people on Earth. They have saved millions many hour sof having to jack of..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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