The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Murphizzle

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Kulproot

1. A person who is constantly talking, either to everyone around him, or if hes being ignored, he talks to himself. A Kulproot laughs extre..

Vaca

1. Short for vacation. Pronounced: vay-kay Dustin: Hey Greg how was your vaca? Greg: It was great, didn't you see Kassy's v..

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