The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Grossies

1. Something that is completely disgusting. Often times it's said after someone releases a bodily function. "Did you just fart?&..

Diphenistrate

1. If you diphenistrate you throw somthing out a window I was fine untill mum diphenistrateed me See throw, window, homo, sex, fuck..

Pwnburn

1. v. to pwnburn is to present an argument that simultaneously pwns and burns n. a pwnburn is an argument that does such. inter. used to ..

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