What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Random Words:
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when you have boosted so long that you no longer have to look at your screen to play.
Most people type with one hand while auto boostin..
1.
a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)
can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation
"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!..
