The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Oyez

1. Oyez is a word meaning; ''Oh yea!'' or that you're agreeing, perhaps in a keniving way. ''He gonna d..

Kiltman

1. Any male who is manly enough to wear a kilt without fear. William Wallace is probably the most famous kiltman. See kilt, man, manly, c..

Happy Face

1. A round yellow jolly thing with eyes and a smiling mouth. I have a happy face sticker. See Dee 2. The face a man pulls when having s..

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