The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Dunskies

1. Having absolutely nothing left in the tank. The act of being completely and totally done. Stick a fork in 'em, they are Dunskies...

Keepr

1. computer gawd keepr - a strange being from another world keepr is one of those strange things that can be commonly found on the interne..

D.m.a

1. Popular slang amoung team fortress 2 players. stands for Dual Maximum Awesomacy. Better than the best by a factor of 2 (hence dual) pos..

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