The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Zoozoo

1. characters in Vodafone TV ads for IPL which resemble animated cartoon characters with an alien look or simply a stupid egg-head characte..

Dl'ed

1. Short for saying downloaded. Can be used in real life, but is more common to instant messaging. dude101: Hey man! that movie was so awe..

Dunkadelic Throwdown

1. Is a basketball slang " catch phrase " used by sports announcer's and broadcaster's describing an electrified crowd ..

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