The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Dibull

1. A giant douche Yoe are a dibull..

Vbj

1. Vampire Blow Job. Featured in the second episode of the greatest show of all time, Hellsing. Dude! She just gave him a VBJ. Ouch. See..

Cracker-whacker

1. a retractable police baton formerly known as "nigger beater", or "n.b.". used in riots as means of non-lethal eli..

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