The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Horowitz Crazy

1. To be paranoid of opposing political philosophy that you go on Witch Hunts to eliminate people from the High Education based purely Guil..

Noctaeon

1. Night Creature Security Expert Kung Fu Teacher The Great Night Cat He gets up in the Evening and does what he does all Night then sl..

Jumbofame

1. The 3 to 7 seconds of fame one receives when being caught on the Jumbotron at a sporting event. The amount of screen time may be longer ..

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