The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Glazed Ginster

1. Shaven Vagina, as in Shaven Haven/Shiney Pasty/Glazed Ginster Man, I pulled off her panties to reveal a cracking Glazed Ginster... See..

Fuckfool

1. A fucking fool thats what! You fuckfools need to get back in school. See fuck, fool, fuckfool, foolish, stupid, curse, Stevie Nicks..

Reintardation

1. It means coming back to life as a RETARD, not as a hillbilly. The person who posted the previous definition was thinking of reintarnati..

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