What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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A prostitute; a lounge singer; the star of Girls Gone Wild Pts. 2, 5, & 7; a former fuck-buddy of Princeton; A character in Avenue Q..
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The thick, white fluid produced by an ejaculation; semen.
Oh, man, I really had a great fuck last night! I musta squirted my essen..