What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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an ordeal that enlisted persons entering the military must endure, which is the systematic deconstruction of simple civilian ways to a a..
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This word is often used in anger or in an 'Oh Well' moment.
"I'm bleeding to death, <b>hump didley dump</b..