What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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The act of pretending to be shit-faced for the amusement of other people.
P1: "Man, you were so wasted last night! Everybody saw ..
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A power-ish metal groups that love to take real songs from video games and make metal versions of them. Thay actually managed to make so..