The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Twentysomething

1. the man aged 20~29,mainly 20~25. it may be used to woman white, college-educated twentysomethings See twentysomething, 20, twenty, 42..

Zuela

1. A loyal guy friend who no one wants to get with because, despite their loyalty, they are wholly unattractive "That Dan dude is zue..

Poopskin

1. The skin of a poop - the two dimensional membrane surrounding a three dimensional poop. (noun) To be a poopskin (verb) Poopskin Americ..

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