The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Poogie

1. Poogie: verb; a noogie administered in the pubic region. This involves the severe, brutal rubbing of the pubic area with one's knuc..

Pseudo Intelligensia

1. Members of the pseudo intelligensia are people who use, or misuse long words, and talk about complex subjects as if theyve put extensive..

Vent Beard

1. A beard-like collection of hair, forming around the fan output vent of a personal computer. John was a mucky bastard. When he took his ..

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