What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Machine in the athf movie that carl gets trapped in which makes him extremely buff to the song "i like your booty, but i'm not..
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(Adj.) A homosexual alien being, mostly found in the outer tri-band galaxy many many light years away.
Like oh my gosh, your man-friend..
