What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to go out.
Hey man, did you get a kitchen pass for Friday?
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A fictional pass issued/ap..
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An organism who is neither homosexual nor attractive or wealthy enough to be interesting to the opposite sex.
The unemployment queue wa..
