What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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The mess left on the sheets and matress by the female population once a month.
urghh Trev., it was horrible.., I woke up in a bed like ..
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A small French canadian city in the Quebec area. Usualy refered to as 'L-A' or 'L.A Beach'. Coolest place to grow up..
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When the optic nerve in your eye begins to grow and won't stop. It grows and gets longer until it connects with your rectum this gi..