The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Uncle Bobby

1. The act of farting in someone's drink. Usually wait for a friend to get up and go to the bathroom, leaving their drink at the bar f..

Jocks

1. ass holes, who think they are the hottest most ardorable people in the world, when they have small dicks and cant preform good in bed be..

Ejon

1. to have sexwith someone in the ear or nosethen cum ; or to fucked in the ear or nosethen be cumed on. bro, last night i gave a girl an ..

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