The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Underoverrated

1. Something that is overrated, but not nearly as bad as those claiming so would like you to believe Panic at the Disco is underoverrated;..

Ertuu

1. Ertuu: n v a term meaning above the rest "That guy is fucking Ertuu" or "He went all Ertuu on his ass." See tom cl..

Magnetical

1. Something with a magnetic quality To stick the picture in her locker, she put the magnetical thing up in front of it. See Jordan..

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