What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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The process of making someone not a crack-head
Doctor about patient- "We need to utilize some decrackheadification techniques for ..
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a really big ugly fuck over 6,5 thats wears american eagle clothes when he doesnt look right in them
the little boy drew called big nic..