The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Qoomz

1. the biggest homie that cops dome daily qoomz ur just the dooooks See nips 1. the biggest homie that cops dome daily qoomz ur just t..

Fiss

1. The act of pissing and farting simultaneously. Dude! You just fissed and it smells like shit in here now. (Conversation between two dud..

Lemme Get It

1. when someone says something stupid Stupid person: I like biotches You: Lemme get it See Paige..

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