The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Orh!

1. A term of exclamation for when something is too immensefor actual words Person A:It is the Sabbath tomorrow Person B:ORH! See wow, co..

Quigly

1. ugly little monster like thing wardley the random hero 1. ugly little monster like thing wardley the random hero..

Zeeked

1. a shitty ass haircut yo ob, your bitchass just got zeeked See haircut, shit, crap, ass, poo 2. happy/exited "Im so zeeked that..

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