What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli kn..
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Some one who is hand plucked by God out of the millions and millions of people to be the one. It usually refers to Elvis or a sweaty fat..