The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Kiss Me Eyes

1. The look given when a person wants to be kissed. Usually occurs when staring into one's eyes, then a quick glance down to the perso..

Ass Hole

1. A grave in which to place a Donkey. Yeah, we're just digging an ass hole 2. 1. Anus 2. An annoying or obnoxious person 3. 1. ..

Zhero

1. being a zero or a nobody but yet is a hero (not pronounced Z-Hero u dont know that zhero? i do now! See zero, the, hero, nobody, lolc..

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