The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Voiding Lab

1. A public bathroom, mens or womens, that includes stalls, urinals(in mens), sinks, and soap dispensers. In some cases they may include mi..

Quadbooble

1. When a girls breasts are too big for her bra and start coming out the top, giving the impression of another set of breasts. *Originated ..

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1. Hey, it's better than big ups!!!. kid1--> what we doin' tonight? kid2--> We gonna go to the party tonight, get crunk,..

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