What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to ..
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Used to point out when a person has a lot of a particular thing. The opposite of no * for you.
No lack of ugliness for dave!..