What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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The collective name for the fifty men present at the first meeting of The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet. These then went on to establi..
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A person who is an asshole and fucks ass
cartman- "dont call me fatt you butt fucking son of a bitch!"..
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the act of fingering a girl on her period both in the butt and vagina (either with a gloved or ungloved hand) then make two red lines un..
