The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Pazoned

1. Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when de..

Vai Tomar No Cu

1. Brazilian for "take it up the ass" meaning " fuck you" in the general non-sexual sense. "Vai tomar no cu"..

Blender Whore

1. A blender that has been cut up and beaten severely after many years of blender sex. "I don't have a Blender Whore." See..

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