The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Vance Miller

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W/a

1. what a minute guy: "u want to hook up?" girl: "w/a i thought u have a girlfriend?" guy: "uhhhh..." See..

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