The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Russellville

1. Worst town in the world. Comparable to that tiny village in Ethiopia whose name I can't remember. Only difference is that they have..

Bitchin' Technology

1. Anything in the area of lights, cameras etc I.e bitchin' technology! They got lights, cameras and everything down there man BITCHI..

Ignorator

1. Noun: one who makes others ignorant Public schools have replaced teachers with ignorators. See teacher, disinformation, educator..

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