The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Puke-a-palozza

1. When one person pukes and it starts a chain reaction. usually after a night of heavy drinking Oh HELL no.. not puke-a-palozza. What d..

Yik Yak Tik Taks

1. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, most commonly known today by the street name ecstasy, (often abbreviated to E, X, or XTC u rolling...? Y..

Orrion

1. A bit of a spazz at times, but either way she is always a great laugh and awesome. Random guy 1: Hey look there is an Orrion. Random g..

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