The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Vajohnia

1. A man, named John (or Jon), who is acting like a woman: complaining, nagging, whining, bitching, unhappy, etc. John is really complain..

Latria

1. A white girl stuck in a black girls body. short and skinny, usually very funny. Latria's faverite pop singer is Britney Spears. S..

Yetti Ass

1. a term used to describe a smell so foul that only a yetti could have left it! have you seen jeremy lately, i heard he's got that y..

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