The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Owoto

1. Short for "one way or the other." I'm going to the roof party owoto. I don't care if work calls me in. See definit..

Ground Beefing

1. (v): the act of raping an open flesh wound "Yeah, so last night I cut open her stomach and I had fun ground beefing her." Se..

Claypus

1. A thick pusy substance OR a wet smelly fart I picked a zit, and claypus came out See chuss, pus, sluss, cuss, mus..

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