The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Rob/onion

1. One who is completely gay and loves to suck on a huge cock from time to time Rob/oniononion sucked Jared's Massive cock about an h..

Mistakeversary

1. the wedding anniversary of an unhappily married couple Today is our mistakeversary...4 years of misery! See anniversary, miserable, bo..

Zaphod Beeblebrox

1. Galactic President, inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, ex-confidence trickster, once described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as &qu..

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