The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Qbaf

1. Quit Being A Fag, an abbreviation specifically for use in sms and texting. Also useful in IM's. Usually invoked in response to unwa..

Oral Lubricant

1. Gravy or any kind of sauce to accompany a meal. The beef is dry. It needs some oral lubricant. See food, gravy, sauce, gourmet, delici..

Origami Asswipe

1. to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad..

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