What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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A cold Blow Job
A frosty pleaser is a Blow Job with an ice cube in mouth.
See blow job, ice cube, cum, sex..
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THE GUY TO TAKES THE FINE DRUNK BZ HOME AND HANDLES BIZ. HAS STANDARDS BUT JSUT LOOKEN FOR A QUICK NUT NO EMOTINAL ATTACHME..
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a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extor..
