The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Fourth And Novak

1. Equivalent to saying fourth and inches at a football game. Is used by football fans to describe the situation where the football is jus..

Dulka

1. a booty call in the middle of the night. dude 1: hey dude 2, it's 5 in the mornin and i'm wantin' a dulka. can i get tes..

Rat King

1. A rat king is when a group of rats become attached to each other by their respective tails; either because they are tangled, or caked in..

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