The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Lmfaowroflalol

1. "Laugh my fucking ass off while rolling over from laughter and laughing out loud" The highest form of "lmao" "l..

Ickylicky

1. When one sticks ones index finger up ones ARSE hole and then proceeds to insert it into anothers mouth. ''Jack gave an ickyli..

Zhin

1. the act of being a badass see also, frood man, that guy just beat down 20 people! what a zhin! See badass, zhin, wimp, loser..

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