The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Jock Strappin

1. A nigga dats alwayz on a nigga dick 1.you ol' jock strappin ass nigga 2.no jock strappin hoe See dick, get, off, my, jock, strap..

Umbright

1. A last name of germanic origin (from Umbricht) with the amazing ability to impart hyper-intelligence to the fourth born child in a famil..

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1. Gay little emo smiley that is used by whiney teens to express that they are so pained and apathetic. Joe: Hey Anthony whats up? Anthon..

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