The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Nozzuku

1. The act of comitting Seppuku (ritual suicide) while being off your mash on Nitrous Oxide (Noz) within a social arena such as a garden pa..

James Geraghty

1. (N): Jim Geraghty (pronounced: Gare-uh-tee)of the handsomus Mawfahkuhian phylum is rarely seen in the wild these days, he usually spends..

Mint Card

1. A person with a rather deranged and deformed nose "Errrrrrr look at that mint card its like a lil mountain" "Thats sick..

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