The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

W2ggw

1. Went to go get water. Used in Instant Messaging. (esp. AIM, MSN, Yahoo, IW) wtggw, so ill brb -or- wtggw.. and solving the h20 crisise!..

Disco Mitt

1. A woman's genital area on which there is a mammoth amount of pubic hair, referring to giant afros of the disco era. I found a Play..

Tenisfan

1. potty mouth, twt hater, charming and funny me tenisfan :) See charming, funny, witty, nice, friendly, tenisfan..

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