The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Unitooth

1. When one of your front teeth is freakishly alligned with your septum. Check out Tom Cruise and his fugly unitooth! See tooth, tom crui..

1. emberassed emotion from msn stpdchick: hey! dude: you're ugly stpdchick: :$ See sad, ugly, hoe, stupid 2. 1) money mouth - a..

Jockease

1. Jockease is an easy to wear ¾” wide ultra plush cotton band that acts as a sling that wraps comfortably around the total package (penis ..

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