The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Embarrassong

1. A song that you don't want other people to know you listen to, because it's extremely embarrassing. "You're listeni..

Dinolife

1. Dinolife is livin' in the swingin' manner of the King of Cool, Dino Martin. My pallie Julien enjoys livin' the Dinolife ..

Yfw

1. Acronym for "You Fuckin' Whore!" Most often used as a written or online term of endearment between girlfriends/gay men. ..

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