What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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The adult male Scrotum.
Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag."
Julie looked like ..
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A band from Liverpool, England in the 60's who were extremely infuential to modern music and "rock and roll."
With hits ..