The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Glugory

1. An antisocial person who dislikes doing his homework and spends most of his time on the computer or watching T.V. Depends on his friend ..

'gynaz

1. One's closest female friends. The ones you not only like, but trust; the ones you rock it with. Your ‘gynaz will always back you up..

Brass Band

1. Brass band is a musical genre which employs brass and percussion instruments. It differs from a marching bandin that a brass band does ..

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