The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

I Did His Nails

1. to suck ones dick or i got my nails done - i got my dick sucked zack: i got my nails done the other day tony: was she any good za..

Duh-huh

1. To poke or stab someone (or something) with your finger. "I'm going to run over there and Duh-Huh that guy in the ribs!"..

Estate Agent's Car

1. The new mini cooper. As popularised by the London estate agents Foxtons. That is such an estate agent's car. See mini, cooper, ag..

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