The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Nut Scrubber

1. one who sucks up to a person whos better at life dude ur little brother is like my fuckin nut scrubber See brown noser, suck up, ass k..

Zugnish

1. This is a Yiddish word that doesn't appear on any Yiddish language website. It is a command for silence. The young Jewish boy woul..

Dick Level

1. Something that is right in front of you that you can't find, and is about 32 inches above the floor. "Hey Moe, where on this ..

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