The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Poop Shuffle

1. The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump. I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intesti..

2maro

1. shorted version of the often mispelled "tomorrow", used in IRC or chat programs such as AIM/ICQ/MSN etc... "k dude, cya ..

Manipulize

1. In a nut shell means manipulate. This is how non articulate people say it. I have heard it a million times, yes people really do say it ..

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