The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

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Zen Hen

1. A piece of fried poultry so hot, crispy and delicious that it induces a state of nirvana in the eater. My African brother, I am in need..

Kingoftheworld

1. kingoftheworld more like king pedo all he does is take lil girls and boys into bed with him and has sex all day all nite long he needs a..

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