What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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an attractive teacher of which you would like to bang
Jane: omg mr. smith is sooo fine! he is such a hot teacher i would tap that until..
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When you put your dick between a hotdog bun, eat a live puppy, diarrhea-shit the puppy out onto your dick in between the bun,
and then ..
