The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Xpermediate

1. The stage of expertise between intermediate and expert, hence "xpermediate." Alternate spelling: expermediate. He's an x..

Haggster

1. an old man or woman who coax's children into their lairs by offering them sweet sugary snacks such as worthers than brutally rub th..

Kathler

1. a Mennonite last name "Hey look, it's John Kathler!" See last, name, epp, wiebe..

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