The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Neopolitain Knickers

1. A "dirty slag's" knickers containing stains of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. that Tracy in't half a dirty bitc..

Corroded Flugelhorn

1. Similar to the Rusty Trombone, but this not-so-distant cousin adds the glory of unwiped "mouthpiece" to the equation. She tho..

W00tday

1. w00tday in its most simplistic form represents Friday. However, it means so much more. w00tday can refer to any day in which the followi..

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