The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Kandy

1. Kandy is simply another word for jewelry Yo, check out all my Kandy I made mad Kandy last night wanta trade kandy? See Smythe 2. A..

Young Shorts

1. shorts that more properly befit an eleven yr. old schoolkid from Taiwan, when worn on an older male. Meme: Where did you get those shor..

Intensual

1. (in ten shoe wool) 1) the act of being intense and sensual at the same time 2) passionate sexual relations with a partner 3) being te..

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