The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Queebiniscent

1. Adjective used to describe something silly or someone acting queer. Man, you sure are queebiniscent today. You might as well come over ..

Zzz-mail

1. The rare phenomenon that occurs when sleepwalkers go online and send e-mail in the wee hours of the night. Zzz-mail: What happens when ..

Zip The Bag

1. when you hold in your pee when drunk to keep the buzz longer. "i have to pee but i want to stay buzzed so i'm going to zip th..

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