The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Rotflolpimp

1. Variation of LOL. Rolling on the floor laughing out loud, pissing in my pants - I lost my pants in the school's bathroom! - ROTFL..

Shinjaninja

1. pure douchebaggery, a person who lacks a dick but pretends to have one in order to make himself feel better "My dictionary is teh ..

Jellen

1. Can refer to any particularly adorable couple; usually specifies a pair of theatre kids who are irrevocably in love, though they both ha..

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