The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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1. used to expression the liking of a guy over a girl in most case it is rarely used to imply the opposite. it is also used a delusional mo..

Zot!

1. One of the many sound effects a rare species of nerd uses when speaking. Often accompanied by "POOOOOOOOM!" "RAAAAAAAAWWR..

Busted Ass Vagina

1. A condition in which your female partner's vagina is always malfunctioning limiting your sexual activity. Rob: "Yo cuz, I jus..

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