What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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A place where redneck southerners go to party.
See the country song "Chattahoochee"
Way down yonder on the chattahoochee, it..