What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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wanking contest of high speed endurance between 2or more men/adolescents. loser eats the jam roll. see also soggy biscuit.
Tarquin an..
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1) Leet runescape gold seller
2) Well know autoer, has multiple computer each supporting over 15 characters.
1) I just paid killerworm..
