The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Rush

1. To seriously fuck someone up. We just rushed Eddie and now his asshole hurts a shit ton. See Thor..

Mystic Tan

1. a mystic tan is a sunless-tanning booth where you get sprayed with a solution that produces a natural looking tan in seconds,and days la..

Vulvicity

1. 1. the act of being vulvic}...

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