The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Maneater

1. The female equivalent to the more male-associated words like pimp or player. An irresistable woman who chews and spits out men after usi..

National Treasure

1. A female of caucasian decent that wants every male to enjoy her brainand physique, but is unwilling to allow sexual contact with her hoo..

Brampton

1. a huge crap. Dude, I just took a huge brampton. I just took a trip to the brampton. See Caustic 2. City near the greater toronto ar..

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