What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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A phrase used to indicate that you do not follow the subject of the current conversation.
Optional add-on phrase: I am lost.
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The act of American military forces dominating in any circumstance. AKA, Kicking Hitlers Ass, Kicking Japan's Ass, and Fucking up t..