The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Affliction Shirts

1. T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these over..

Julumkana

1. The root word julum means very good or cool. Julumkana is one who is very cool. To acheive Julumkana status is to reach the coolest peak..

Uninvitee

1. When a person, usually a douchebag, invites themselves to one's house or event without asking or being invited. Person 1: Man, Li..

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