The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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'dro

1. 1. Hydroponically grown marijuana 2. High quality marijuana Let's smoke some of the 'dro I picked up last night. See ionic ..

O-1-o

1. This is the act of blowing your wad between the eyes of a girl during the "money shot". The two "O's" represen..

W0rt

1. Elitish term used by few in Halo taking on multiple definitions. Literally it is the reversed sound created by Sgt. Johnson from Halo w..

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