The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Hamster Day

1. A day where you just keep going round and round like a hamster on a wheel. Similar to a salmon day, only you do get things done, you ju..

Roflwhw

1. rolling on the floor laughing while holding waffles. You say this when something is incredibly funny and no word(s) can describe its hil..

Ankel Spanker

1. the cock,penis,one eyed willie put your ankel spanker away See spanker, cock, dick..

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