What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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An older term used in the 70's & into the 80's about girls. One would say, "tie a piece of gum to the end of a fishi..
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someone who bites dicks
bryan and toby bite each others dicks
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An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song " Un..
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The snotty, arrogant, elitist, bitchy attitude that ALL the residents of Northern Virginia possess. Northern VA residents think they ar..
