The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Knobjobber

1. one who gives knob (head) yeah right you fuckin knobjobber See blowjobber, cocksucker, knob, oral sex, blow job, dick, bob saget..

Filthy Mongoose

1. Filthy Mongoose/verb/(FIL-THEE MON-GUS) The "Filthy Mongoose" is when you are engaged in Anal intercaorse and you slide you..

Zinga's

1. doing some lines of cocaine,or any drug up your nose. Hey guys i did some zinga's last night i was a big mess. See zig, zinger, z..

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