The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Zinged Out

1. What happens when you've had too much caffine or sugar and go compleatly nutso on your best friend Dude, I'm compleatly zinge..

Zigmondobitch

1. another name used to describe a very bithcy old lady who cant get laid even with cash brenna: what the freak is she yelling at me for? ..

1. (Verb) Street Slang used by many to replace the word Police. Originated from an old Cop show called Hawaii Five-O. It aired from Septemb..

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