What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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the sound a coach makes with a fungo on the gym floor
urggggggggggggghghghghg seven innings
See is, my, fungo..
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When a previously exclusively homosexual person begins a serious relationship with someone of the opposite sex, often out of the blue.
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An activity whereby a man rests his testicles at the very bottom of one's nose near the nostrils, with his penis hanging above the ..
