The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

See bald, pussy, eating out, vagina, tortoise, sex, oral

Oobersing

1. The pinch-like feeling that one's cheek gets when one is laughing and eating at the same time. "Holy crap, I'm oobersing..

High Booty

1. When someones booty appears to have risen higher up the lower back than an average persons. Normally this is desirable as it tends to gi..

Dick-dector

1. A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon"). Usually used by spr..

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