What is The Tortoise?
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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
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Severe vomiting and weight loss caused by Barack Obama winning the presidential election.
Patient: "I started throwing up on Nove..
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A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"
Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the ..
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Very Sergeant pepper is a term used to describe something that seems drug fueled and a bit psychedelic.
'That show is very sergea..
