The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Skeet Radius

1. The ten-foot radius surrounding all heterosexual males inside which another heterosexual male may not ejaculate. Will: Dude, I gotta ru..

Zaming

1. To make a blog entry or post that is simultaneously mysterious and utterly mundane. It must be both melodramatic and vague, even though ..

Aloo

1. Often used to refer to Pakistani cricketer Inzamam-ul-Haq who is known to be a big man with a penchant for potato chips and fries. Don&..

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