The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Its A '96

1. a reply to when some one freaks out at you for doing something to their car after leaving a mcdonalds drive thru frank:"yo man yo..

Eco-cred

1. In short, “Ecological Credibility”. One gains eco-cred by exhibiting behaviors that suggest a commitment to the environment. Driving a..

Russian Noodle Salad

1. Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage. "Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle S..

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