The Tortoise

What is The Tortoise?

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

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Oteegee

1. Oh - TEE - gee. Stands for off the grid which essentially stands for phenomenally creative and unique - beyond comparison. Oteegee is..

Idebt

1. the debt amassed from compulsive downloading of music to your iPod. After another downloading binge I found myself in "iDebt"..

Ze Alfy

1. the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot oh..

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