The Total Package

What is The Total Package?


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A man who excels in everything. He is smart, successful, good-looking, athletic, has a good sense of humor, great in bed, etc.

Brad is a lawyer and a rock star. I want to be him. He's the Total Package.

See the man, narcissist, renaissance man, jack-of-all-trades


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