What is The Transcontinental Railroad?


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First, you have locate a girl from the west coast and a girl from the east coast. Then, you have to find a solid gold dildo. Once you've aquired the solid gold dildo, you give it to the girls, who proceed to use it. This unites the west coast and east coast with a gold spike. Grant would be proud.

"President Grant, we've completed the Transcontinental Railroad."

"Marvelous! When can I ride it?"

"Hmm... I believe that's up to them sir."

See railroad, the, golden, dildo


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