The Treasure Chest

What is The Treasure Chest?


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A sex move even more spectacular than the mythical female ejaculation, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as Fabio and Mr. T. In this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest orgasm of her life, her vagina actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. This simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of orgasmic sensation. In addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, assuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.

Oh MAN!!! I just got rich off a dirty ho when I gave her the treasure chest. Now I'm a billionaire!!!


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