The Tree Scale

What is The Tree Scale?

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Refers to the size of a woman.

Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie

Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima

Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel

Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera

Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell

Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend

Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.

See tree, branch, trunk, truck, scale, america, anorexia, thick

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