What is The Tree Scale?
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Refers to the size of a woman.
Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie
Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima
Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel
Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera
Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell
Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend
Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.
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