The Trumpet

What is The Trumpet?

This is a highly complex maneovour performed by 3 males from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Step 1. Male.A bends over

Step 2. Male B inserts a trumpet into Male.A's ass.

Step 3. Male C begins to play the trumpet in a erotic manner, while Male B watches along in envy.

Hey i heard Dan mitch and ben did the trumpet on the weekend!

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