The Truth Edit Meaning

1.

A superlative. The greatest or most positive form it is possible for a person or thing to be.

see also "the shit"

This vodka is the truth.

2.

Nickname of Paul Pierce of the Boston Celtics.

Coined by Shaq after Paul put up an impressive performance.

Shaq: Paul Pierce is the motherfucking Truth.

The Truth glides through the lane for an impressive layup.

3.

1. Something no one can handle.

2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. Something that can be really fucked up.

Kaffee: I want the truth!

Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde

Truth is stranger than fiction

See truth, light, strange, fucked up, lies, true

4.

A character in Grand theft auto san andreas voiced by Peter Fonda. The Truth is a parody of 60's hippies, growing fields of marijuana, smoking from bongs, and searching for aliens.

The Truth grows weed in his backyard and finds aliens.

See the truth, gta, san andreas, hippie

5.

A bitch.

The truth is a bitch.

See truth, bitch, bich, the

6.

A mans erect penis. Natures prozac.

My woman was becoming a bit unsettled so I gave her THE TRUTH. She is now feeling better and more grounded. She is back to her regular self.

See sex, hard fucking, the truth

7.

Apple computers, ipods, etc. are a horrible waste of time & money.

Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac yeasterday!

Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?

Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!

Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!

See apple, mac os x, macs, idiots, shit, fags, waste of life