The Turley Treatment

What is The Turley Treatment?


1.

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.

See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.

A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."

R - "Gonna see her again?"

A - "After that? Doubt it.

See glasgow, floppy, flacid


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