The Turtle

What is The Turtle?


1.

The Turtle is It's (Pennywise) natural enemy. He, like It, is also an ancient Macroverse dweller and he vomited up our universe and possibly others while having indigestion.

Later, a few years before the Losers would return to Derry, the Turtle puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two.

The Turtle likes to use the word "son" and gave odd advice to Bill while he was in the void the first time.

See pennywise, it, novel, cosmos

2.

The turtle is a sexual maneuver, described more by circumstances than by some actual physical procedure. Performing the turtle on a prepubescent child is called so because you get there before the hare (hair) did.

Jesus Quintana went to jail for performing the turtle. But nobody fucks with the Jesus!


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