The Turtle

What is The Turtle?


1.

The Turtle is It's (Pennywise) natural enemy. He, like It, is also an ancient Macroverse dweller and he vomited up our universe and possibly others while having indigestion.

Later, a few years before the Losers would return to Derry, the Turtle puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two.

The Turtle likes to use the word "son" and gave odd advice to Bill while he was in the void the first time.

See pennywise, it, novel, cosmos

2.

The turtle is a sexual maneuver, described more by circumstances than by some actual physical procedure. Performing the turtle on a prepubescent child is called so because you get there before the hare (hair) did.

Jesus Quintana went to jail for performing the turtle. But nobody fucks with the Jesus!


20

Random Words:

1. The infamous invention of the ingenius Weasley twins, from the popular fantasy series Harry Potter. As its name implies, U-No-Poo causes..
1. An internet hoax, or study. Created by students at the University of Melbourne. They make up assignments, and get members to join from ..
1. A Dublin phrase used to express that you don't think someone will do what they just claimed they would. "Are" can often..