What is The Ugly?
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A slow spreading, but dangerous STD, originally extracted from the monstrosity known as "the ugly". There is no known cure against the ugly at the moment. Early stages are undetectable, but later stages include symptoms such as rapidly growing bush, balls on your chin, and penis falling off.
"Hey Mick, how does it feel to have the ugly?"
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(n) refers to the enlarged or fully engorged male reproductive organ that is designed mostly for placing in between the crack o' ya..