What is The Ultimate Blumpkin?


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Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin

"yo man, over the summer got the ultimate blumpkin in a port-a-john at ozzfest!"

See duce, sex, blumpkin, port-a-john, thrown


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