The Ultimate Plumber

What is The Ultimate Plumber?

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When you are in the middle of having sex in someone elses bathroom while a party is going on downsairs and you proceed to crack the toilet in half !!

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Urinalogging

1. When one opts to drop their feces in a urinal vs your standard toilet. So we were at Bar Harmony and Kevin got so drunk that he decided..

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