The Unicorns

What is The Unicorns?


1.

a trio of unwordly proportions. spawned from montreal, canada, this threesome makes more infectious synth pop than you could ever hope to.

After seeing The Unicorns live, i knew my life was then complete.

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2.

A beautifully amazing indie band.

The Unicorns have made my life into an eternal neon light...which is good.

See Laura

3.

band. Nicholas Neil Diamonds, Alden Ginger, J'aime Tambour and whomever they choose to initiate with secret celestial powers.

The Unicorns exploded into the international indie pop scene after releasing their second cd.


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