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When you tape grass clippings and smear chunky peanut butter on a bowling ball and give it the shocker.
After I get home from work ever..
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The act of pulling out of vaginal intercourse and engaging in imprumptu and brief anal intercourse and yelling "Surprise!!!"
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farting in a girls mouth while she's simultaneously tosses your salad and jerks you off.
Last night I gave this girl a Joyce Oven ..