The Unknown Soldier

What is The Unknown Soldier?


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When you sit on your "jacking off" wrist for 10-15 minutes until you can't feel your hand anymore, then you proceed to "tame the purple headed yoguart slinger." The numbness of your hand makes it feel as though it wasn't really you.

"My hand was so numb that I didn't feel it at all, it was the unknown soldier who was getting me off I swear!"


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