What is The Unknown Soldier?
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When you sit on your "jacking off" wrist for 10-15 minutes until you can't feel your hand anymore, then you proceed to "tame the purple headed yoguart slinger." The numbness of your hand makes it feel as though it wasn't really you.
"My hand was so numb that I didn't feel it at all, it was the unknown soldier who was getting me off I swear!"
Random Words:
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The blonde hairs found way beyond your pubes
"I have quim hairs in my mouth still from when I licked Jenny out last night"
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oral sex performed on the rectum using strawberry or grape preserve
man dog, that chick gave me the oobiedoobie!!!
See Ralph..
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The set of Olympic Games in which those who create awkward moments or say awkward things should compete.
Much like the awkward turtle..
