What is The Vampire To My Unicorn?
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an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."
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is a gaping pussy that just can't keep the air in.
common amongst apes, promiscuous women, children, and your slutty mom.
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