What is The Vampire To My Unicorn?


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an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

See stephen, perfect, boyfriend, vampire, unicorn


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