What is The Vapors?
1.
A person who upon visualizing, reading, thinking, or even imagining something attractive or sexual embodies the characteristics of a southern elderly lady and receives warmth in the crotch area, similar to that of a dog in heat.
After hearing that Gary was going with the class to Italy Amanda received the vapors. She went home and took a cold shower to relieve herself.
Also may quote the line "I do indeed have the vapors" (While fanning themselves or their crotch)
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2.
A polite 19th century term women used meaning either
1) Being emotionally overcome or
2) Having gas
Oh, Rhett, I am et up with the vapors!
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3.
A one-hit wonder band, who are most famouse for "Turning Japanese".
"Wow, The Vapors are a one-hit wonder!"
"Yeh. After "Turning Japanese" they didn't have a single hit!"
