What is The Velvet Fog?
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The Velvet Fog is when one takes the moisture from one's own or another's flatulence and uses it to masturbate with.
Sarah's juicy fart had just the right amount of humidity for Mike to enter The Velvet Fog and rub one out.
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A selection of slim jims, croutons, and rye bread kept bedside to be used during sexual intercourse for reasons that have nothing to do ..
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Having enough occupants in your vehicle so as to legally use an HOV lane.
With my two kids in the car, I'm HOV positive!
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