What is The Vole Theory?
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The Vole Theory is a commonly used term to describe having sex with someone small enough so that you only have to use one hand. This leaves the other hand free to do more important things, eg. Playing Playstation or using your TV remote.
The theory derives from the similarities of the consenting small person to a rodent creature such as a vole.
The Vole Theory can be used in phrases such as:
"I would vole that"
"I'd like to
volulate her"
"That's Voltastic!"
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Someone who is incredibly hott and you would just like to eat them all up
"That guy is so yummolitous"
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somebody who's so fat he probably eats every breakfats cerial on the market.
This guy's so fat, he must be a cerial killer.
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