What is The Von?
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a foreign kid you keep around who is chick bait, he will get girls attention then you take over, similar to a puppy
The Von: hola, my name pedro, u r pretty, i like talk to you
Chicks: wow!! he is sooo cute, lets go hang with him and his friends
Von's Friends: Yes, von always brings in the poon
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Random Words:
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Fucking someone doggie style while making a high pitched laugh sounding like a midget clown laughing.
Ex. Dudeee I totally clown fucked..
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The Spanish work for ridonkulous!
Ese muchacho tiene pelo anaranjado! Eso es riburroloco!!
That boy has orange hair! That is ridonkul..
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One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.
You are my favorite poleshafter.
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