What is The Von?
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a foreign kid you keep around who is chick bait, he will get girls attention then you take over, similar to a puppy
The Von: hola, my name pedro, u r pretty, i like talk to you
Chicks: wow!! he is sooo cute, lets go hang with him and his friends
Von's Friends: Yes, von always brings in the poon
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*Elitist would actually enjoy this.
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