The Von

What is The Von?


1.

a foreign kid you keep around who is chick bait, he will get girls attention then you take over, similar to a puppy

The Von: hola, my name pedro, u r pretty, i like talk to you

Chicks: wow!! he is sooo cute, lets go hang with him and his friends

Von's Friends: Yes, von always brings in the poon

See pussy magnet, chick magnet, stud, foreigner, feet up


37

Random Words:

1. The common occurrence wherein one party of a long term marriage dies and the surviving party dies shortly thereafter. This term comes f..
1. I fucking love the fucking shit out of you! (an original) "i bought you a gift!" "aw thats so cute! ifltfsooy!!!"..
1. When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense. After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asa..