The Vortex

What is The Vortex?


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The most uncomfortable, crotch-bruising, yet fun rollercoaster at californias great america. you are forced to stand up on this roller coaster but there is a thin seat that is there for some reason that digs into your ass and crotch.

kyle: lets go on The Vortex!

josh: no man you go on last time i got on i waddled like a penguin for the rest of the day

See rollercoaster, uncomfortable, waddle


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