What is The Waddle Of Shame?
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The long and shameful waddle, when, upon discovering after the fact that you have no toilet paper in your bathroom, you must move, pants around your ankles, to the nearest source of toilet paper. The journey is perilous and risky; your discovery doing the waddle of shame can have dire consequences.
My brother used all the toilet paper in our bathroom without telling me; I had to take the Waddle of Shame all the way downstairs to get more.
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