The Warner

What is The Warner?


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Considered by many to be an urban myth the warner is a mysterious fellow who warns people,who originated in the urban chat room where he/she caused a ruckus by warning members of the chat room for no particular reason. The warner then spread outside the virtual world leaving warnings on walls, even on kitchen floors in the form of dog turd. The warner is particularly feared and worshipped by the mog cult and is often called upon by certain members of the mog family to deter/warn people who offend moggers.

However over time many people have took it upon themselves to act as the warner by warning many people which causes confusion and suspicion amongst the ranks of the mog family, to this date there has been suspicion surrounding certain members of the mog family, in several cases some have even confessed but still the identity of the original warner has never been discovered............

the shiz: all moggers are freaks

ben: What did you just call us?!

ben: I CALL UPON

holly:dont do it!

ben: THE WARNER!!

holly:omg he is coming!

------the shiz has been warned 2 times!

holly: omg, he is here!

ben: the warner!!!

See the warner, mogging, urban myth


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