What is The Wedge?
1.
a WPI term used to describe the section that connects two of the freshman dorms. it also connects to NetOps, which usually sucks at keeping the network operational. The Wedge is the usual hangout of the
I'll meet you in the wedge before lunch
2.
A really un-funny australian show. It's lame, boring and i don't see how anyone here in australian can like it.
The jokes just plain suck its almost as bad as Rove.
Person1: OMG OMG!!!11!one!1 did you watch the wedge last night? I love that fat mandy chick.
Person2: Go watch your fucking shit show in that hole over there.
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3.
A hairstyle, similar in nature to the mohican but created by pushing together existing hair into the middle and spiking it up to create an altogether original and extreme look. It takes a particularly extreme individual too pull off 'the wedge' flawlessly!
The wedge is alex's hairstyle of choice.
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4.
The simplest tool known to man; colloquially, a person who has recently, or regularly done something incomprehensibly stupid.
"Man, he's the wedge, 'cause he's a fucking simple tool."
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5.
the small crevass between the concrete wall and the building for the Mountain View In-N-Out Burger. A clutch spot for stoners to smoke before entering the building and destroying their munchie craze.
eric: lets go smoke in the wedge fools!!
tj: fuck that man that spot is so unlegit
eric: its just a quick jay man!
tj: fine fuck it lets go!
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6.
a show on 'much' (canadian music channel) that plays decent music
i watched the wedge yesterday, they play good indie
7.
1. a person whose presence reminds one of a wedgie
2. a person who invokes extreme discomfort and cannot be disposed of gracefully
"Damn! The Wedge is here!"
"Run before it's too late!"
