What is The Weeble?
1.
A person who's body is in the shape of the child toy "Weebles". They are round all over and if you were to push The Weeble over it would spring back up because everyone knows Weebles "teeter and totter but they don't fall down".
My stinky-ass FORMER roommate Laura, aka the
Midget , is the human Weeble.
