The Western Omelet

What is The Western Omelet?

standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it

This town wasn't big enough for the both of us, so I gave her the western omelet.

See the omelet, the veggie omelet, the cheese omelet, the angry pirate

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