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when you release a vaginal fart in a rubber glove, and afterwards suck it out.
My queef glove tasted like one of leslies queef nuggets
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When you need to take a crap but there's something really exciting going on that you don't want to miss.
"oh shit the ne..
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Learned how to "lope my Mule out behind the barn. "lope your (my) mule" is the same thing as jacking-off, masturbating, b..