What is The Whitesnake?
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Find a car, preferably with a large, phallic hood ornament. Steal/Drive the car into residential garage, close garage doors. Turn car on….procure oneself onto the hood ornament rectally, masturbate. and enjoy the carbon monoxide high…here I go again, on my own..
Sean~ "Gay dood, my friggin car is outta gas...that's the third time this week."
Jim~ "I'm a man with few needs...and The Whitesnake three to twelve times a week is one of them...besides, you're car has that weird emblem on it and it works better than my car."
Sean~ "Good point, I'm gonna be in the garage awhile."
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An alternative to "Oh my God", commonly used around strong Christains and anyone else who might be offended by using God'..
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the most kick-ass teacher ever!!
you: so who's your english teacher this year?
me: MR. BOKASH!!
you: sweeeet.
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