The Whitesnake

What is The Whitesnake?


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Find a car, preferably with a large, phallic hood ornament. Steal/Drive the car into residential garage, close garage doors. Turn car on….procure oneself onto the hood ornament rectally, masturbate. and enjoy the carbon monoxide high…here I go again, on my own..

Sean~ "Gay dood, my friggin car is outta gas...that's the third time this week."

Jim~ "I'm a man with few needs...and The Whitesnake three to twelve times a week is one of them...besides, you're car has that weird emblem on it and it works better than my car."

Sean~ "Good point, I'm gonna be in the garage awhile."

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