What is The Wilson?
1.
It is when a woman is on her period and is feeling kind of horny and her husband lies next to her asleep. The woman masturbates getting blood all over her hand and then slaps her husband across the face leaving a bloody handprint.
I can't believe my wife gave me "The Wilson" the other night while I was asleep.
2.
defined as a white australian female, known to drink like a 'tank'. nights out with "the wilson" will include large drinking sessions and a specific type of dancing unable to be copied or recreated by none other than 'The wilson.'
this type of dancing commonly includes the flailing of arms in the air, and giggling knees while standing on tipy toes. known to the say the most random and hilarious things, the wilson is needed for a good time to be had. is also commonly referred to as a freak.
' hey, wheres the wilson ?? we cant party without her '
'omg your dancing is so hilarious, you're totally doing the wilson! '
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3.
The act of rubbing a mixture of tea tree oil , chilli powder and various other condaments onto the pubic region of a camel.
Jacob "I gave the wilson to my camel , id never seen anything so inflamed"
Corey "By Jove"
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