What is The Windows Plague?
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A plague that seems to have infected millions of people around the world, it's one known effect is lulling people into the false belief that PC's are better than Mac's. It may sound silly but is an increasing problem having enormous effects on todays society. The one known cure to this malicious disease is an iPod.
Dave: I like my PC cos it runs the best operating system in the world Windows on it.
Harry: Hah looks like you've still got The Windows Plague, here check this out, (hands Dave an iPod)
Dave: Wha-? This is genius! Must of been made by Microsoft.
Harry: -_-; *sigh*
Random Words:
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Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.
If Huckabee becomes president then I'll eat my hat!
See eat, my, hat, then
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