What is The Windshield Wiper?
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One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.
Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?
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1.) A more interesting way of saying Hello, which also sounds slightly German.
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Doing something inane and possibly stupid, for no reason whatsoever, just because the option exists.
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