What is The Wine Bar?
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Adjective: Although the name suggests pleasant middle-aged men sipping fine reds and whites over a jolly old chat, this is very very rarely the case. A wine bar in the year 2005 is more likely to be the name of a pathetic drinking hole where the drunks go to get their slightly sober friends more drunk. It is usually filled with loudmouthed, uncontrollable scum with a vocabulary that stretches on good days to "hi, yeah, no, fuck, fuck you, bloody hell, fuck you ref, shalalalalalalala that tony christie song is fucking awesome, hey - lets do karaoke, you want me to put you through this window?, uniiiiiited!!!" and other small grunts that could be mistaken for words.
Wanna go to the wine bar?
No thanks, I'll get my head put through the window by some drunk prick.
