The Witness

What is The Witness?


1.

While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your arms out and kick head back in a supremely messianic pose. You pause for a few seconds and then begin bringing your hands together, simultaneously smacking the sides of her buttcheeks in triumph, causing a cloud of talcum powder to burst into the air as you arc your arms upward and outward in homage to Lebron James.

Nothing livens up an NBA Playoff Party like a live demonstration of The Witness.

See lebron, the chosen one, poof

2.

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.

Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".


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